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JEM GIRLIES RISE UUUPPPPP 😜😜🤏🏻🤏🏻🤏🏻✊🏻💚 I LOVE THIS MAN AND WHIKE THIS PROPOSAL LOWKEY WACK ILL TAKE IT

I do really hate this narrative that the man who ignores you, makes your emotions on 10, and needs to be stupid passionate that it pisses you off chronically means he the one for you. HHAAATEEE THAT GROW UP AND GET A JOB because that’s so high school. JEM IS ELITE I DONT. ARE ALL YALL CAN SUCK A LEMON

I too would blame a man’s love confession on a fever even if he is indeed dying

The hoes are FFFIIGGHHTTIINNNNGGGGGGGG

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU LIKE THE WAY YOUR FAMILY RING LOOKS ON HER FINGER YOU USED AS A DECOY FOR THE TRIP?!?!?!? JEM DONT PLAY WITH ME PLLLSSS

THIS FREAKING STARKWEATHER GUY KNOWS TESSA’S FACE!!! I’m calling
It she’s some like reincarnated warlock or she’s got the same face as a warlock from like a century ago OR SHE JUST IMMORTAL WHO HAD HER BRAIN WIPED IDK BUT THIS WOMAN AINT REAL

So you’re trying to tell me Church is the same cat from city of
Bones?!?!?! HOMIE IS IMMORTAL?!?!?!

Number one the guy is this cover is NOT my Jem and number TWO! Love how this second one is reading more like a movie in my head but also I NEED WILL TO LOCK TF IN BRO JEM IS FINNA GET YO GIRRRLLLLL (I wouldn’t be upseeettt thoughhh)

BAHAAHAHAH Homie is so cooked he’s looking for an indifference potion to stop being in love with Tessa… buddy you burned that bridge in the last book. MY TESSA AND JEM MENTION OF THE FIRST CHAPTER I LIOOVVVEEEEE

BUCKLE UP LOSERS WE’RE IN FOR A RIDE