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oh okay so i'll start crying actually right now don't test me josh

really nauseating stuff in here but incredibly interesting parallel to a certain very very popular ""great gay novel"" ...you know?

Mousy Awkwardness and Anxious Severity oh erin i know what you are

LMFAO GIT ‘ER!!!!! ***** ********** ur ashes lmfao

jane i need to have a conversation about the intersection between the technological and the divine IMMEDIATELY.

i believe a certain TS should be brought up in this discussion of the ecological impact of art and artists in the public eye, especially if we're discussing carbon footprint as it relates specifically to air travel...though i'd imagine dixon doesn't wanna catch a lawsuit

"i hate the way i write. (!!!) or should i say, the way i don't write. (!!!!!)"

kinda shocking jenna marbles mention????

k caught up on arc reviews for some recent releases i forgor to update (trying to be a professional is difficult when ur a kindof poor planner) back to regularly scheduled programming

might just have accidentally squeezed all the toothpaste out of a tube i will never get it back into. if u have any difficult and complicated friendship stories that will scratch a self-flagellating itch pls lmk, in dire need.

ohhhhh this is a very fun thing to read in conjunction with terra ignota. in our introductory statement we're referencing donatien alphonse francois, also known as the marquis de sade? lemme take note for when i next meet jedd mason...

oh specific character i am quite fond of, i have become even more fond of you.

"i could feel how much it was changing me even as it happened, the granting of such a visceral wish rewiring things inside my mind, not just the conscious iceberg tip but down into those black depths that even brillists barely understand."

OH OKAY. I CAN BE NORMAL ABOUT THAT.

hm

NO WAY CAITLIN STARLING AUTHOR OF ONE OF THE BEST BOOKS I'VE EVER READ IN MY WHOLE LIFE (starving saints) IS RELEASING A VAMPIRE MOTHERHUNGER BOOK THIS OCTOBER OH IM SAT. PLEASE LET ME HAVE AN ARC I'LL NEVER ASK FOR ANYTHING AGAIN

oh she gets it to a degree i fear the rest of y'all really don't

"i'm looking for My dog"
oh word???? am i interrupting yall or smth bc HELLO!

feeling sick just thinking about the Possibility of anything happening to this guy in here who i'm very fond of for very normal reasons not at all personal definitely not relatable at all or anything that would be crazy hahah

becoming increasingly invested in one particular character...please do not disappoint me

i'm just getting the feeling this is going to rip me apart emotionally and i am very grateful for that

"a creature to whom the body is no more than the mind's imperfect interface" oh i'd know nothing about that ms palmer. they're gonna start calling u the woker ms palmer

imho it is so so impressive to me that this thing makes me feel like i've been holding my breath in suspense for the better part of an hour despite the fact that I Already Know Exactly What Happens

this part of the book makes me feel like a dog with rabies

a beautiful thing happens to me when i read these books. any energy i had on reserve goes kinetic and my brain starts vibrating inside my skull i get too excited. foxes 5ever

girl his name is digby and he's going to seven falls. gravity falls ur nachos

and if u want my real true and honest opinion it has always been about them

"a knife wouldn't hurt this much." yeah but imagine reading about it again and it making ur stomach hurt so badly u might be sick at work

didn't forget about this part but i did think it came later. not having fun anymore now i just feel nauseous

"I Am A Bad Person Trying Very Hard To Be A Good Person" well and yes!!!!!!