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“Of course,” I always replied. “I will never leave you.”

NONG JANE CHEATING?!?!?

"He’s the one who went to the
police and told them I was embezzling club funds-and that l had a
girlfriend who was only in the eighth grade!"
thank the fuck he did?! bro wtf

"say hello to it, Jane" FOUL FOUL FOUL FOUL BAUHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

WHY IS JANE "but it ruins a person's future"-ing OVER A COLLEGE DUDE WHOSE GF WAS 13!!!!!!!!!

bro is soft launching his crush buahahahah

"BL fans have such vivid imaginations, - or maybe they just have great instincts"
BROSKI DOWN SO BAD HE'S PRAISING THE BL FANS BAUAHHAHAHAHAH

oh Wan's WHIPPED, he's so ready for his man to be his man 🤭

bro just upper cut his man 😭

BUAHAHAH "tsundere uke"
not them labeling this dude a bottom just from vibes 😭😭😭

"So now, the situation was two senior university guys standing outside a pet store, eating dog food."
Wrap it up people 😭😭😭

NOT CHRISTINA PERRI'S THOUSAND YEARS BUAHAHAHHAHA

"Is my cousin so handsome that you want to become my in-law?"
HIHIHI, Yes, Thi, he really DOES want to become ur in-law 😝

ALL THAT FOR THEIR FIRST TIME?!?!? jesus p'phop, u a crazy crazy man

"If there's a next life, I'll make you like me, and I won't even look at you!"
damn, Kaew really spoke that into existence

CRAZY MOVES PHOP, HOLY

KRIT OUT HERE EATING ASS??!? slay.

(the % is very fitting bahahahah)

"if you were gay would you like me?"
"if you let me top you, then yeah, sure"
BROTHER WHATAFAK BUAHAHAHAHAH

MY FAVORITE GAY AND ASEXUAL DUO, STHAP

I USED TO READ STRAIGHT HARDCORE SMUT AND BE FINE, WHY AM I GIGGLING LIKE A MANIAC AT THESE TWO NOW?!?!?

i LOVE gut wrenching yearning

"because his heart feared that the "hope" he never had would truly be out of reach"
fuck me.

“In this human world, the blazing sun is just right. The wind soars past the tips of the tree branches; at this moment, they are at the height of their youth.”
i love them so much omg

“He paused. “I’m not seeking your opinion, I’m just letting you know.”

POP OFF, KING

“You gave it the name Wangzai, and then you castrated it???” Sheng Wang was incredulous.”

never name ur cat after ur long lost lover and then castrate it 😭😭😭

the idea of "why don't you get get a cab and chase him" is insane, i love these people