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"BL fans have such vivid imaginations, - or maybe they just have great instincts"
BROSKI DOWN SO BAD HE'S PRAISING THE BL FANS BAUAHHAHAHAHAH

oh Wan's WHIPPED, he's so ready for his man to be his man 🤭

bro just upper cut his man 😭

BUAHAHAH "tsundere uke"
not them labeling this dude a bottom just from vibes 😭😭😭

"So now, the situation was two senior university guys standing outside a pet store, eating dog food."
Wrap it up people 😭😭😭

NOT CHRISTINA PERRI'S THOUSAND YEARS BUAHAHAHHAHA

"Is my cousin so handsome that you want to become my in-law?"
HIHIHI, Yes, Thi, he really DOES want to become ur in-law 😝

ALL THAT FOR THEIR FIRST TIME?!?!? jesus p'phop, u a crazy crazy man

"If there's a next life, I'll make you like me, and I won't even look at you!"
damn, Kaew really spoke that into existence

CRAZY MOVES PHOP, HOLY

KRIT OUT HERE EATING ASS??!? slay.

(the % is very fitting bahahahah)

"if you were gay would you like me?"
"if you let me top you, then yeah, sure"
BROTHER WHATAFAK BUAHAHAHAHAH

MY FAVORITE GAY AND ASEXUAL DUO, STHAP

I USED TO READ STRAIGHT HARDCORE SMUT AND BE FINE, WHY AM I GIGGLING LIKE A MANIAC AT THESE TWO NOW?!?!?

i LOVE gut wrenching yearning

"because his heart feared that the "hope" he never had would truly be out of reach"
fuck me.

“In this human world, the blazing sun is just right. The wind soars past the tips of the tree branches; at this moment, they are at the height of their youth.”
i love them so much omg

“He paused. “I’m not seeking your opinion, I’m just letting you know.”

POP OFF, KING

“You gave it the name Wangzai, and then you castrated it???” Sheng Wang was incredulous.”

never name ur cat after ur long lost lover and then castrate it 😭😭😭

the idea of "why don't you get get a cab and chase him" is insane, i love these people

“How would you put it?” Zhang Chao asked.
Sheng Wang mulled, saying, “Former boyfriend.”Zhang Chao choked on a lungful of wind. “AY WHAT THE FUCK……”
BUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

Translator : translates the most fckn heartbreaking chapter ever
Translator notes : “Anyways, how’s everyone coping?”

“People like us?” Ji Huanyu’s patience was exhausted at last. His expression chilled as he asked pointedly, “What kind? The kind that got with a man? Homosexuals?”
i'm crying.

THEY KISSED, THEY KISSED , THEY KISSED

“Jiang Tian's eyes were on him as he asked, “Can you come back?”

STOP. NO. I HAVE MASCARA ON MY EYES AND AM ON MY WAY TO A TEST, I CANT CRY. HOLY SHIT.

“Ge,” he softly called.”

HE CALLED HIM GE, STOP , IM UNWELL

“Because, for a period of time, I wanted a brother quite a lot. Whether he’s older or younger is fine with me, younger is better though.” Sheng Wang answered”
Sorry man, ure getting a bf not a brother 😝

“I try to stifle my smile when I learn his name is Mobile. He is studying civil engineering. When he graduates and starts working, he will be Mechanic Mobile…How freaking adorable.”

“If you don't turn up tonight, I will search for you in every tent and cart. Try to run if you want to test me.”
AYOOOO