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first date garlic bread is like living through the day leading up to the O.K. Corral shootout

"Begging your pardon, Gian Hen Gian, but why is none of this told in the Bible?"
"Editing," the Djinn said.

I'm gettin nervous

if muggles can diy their thrifted clothes and fix them up so can you Ronald Weasley get to work

picture me, in the corner of the shrieking shack, shaking my ass

Dumbledore when I catch you

DONT LISTEN HARRY ITS NOT TRUE ITS NOT TRUE

he's an incel that bullies children (at the very LEAST) and he still got a cult of women to call themselves Snapewives. im sick

Steve you need to run.

call me crazy but the Levin and Kitty chapters are better than the Vronsky and Anna ones

emerged crying from the bedchamber. to the bewilderment of my roommate