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Henry is 33% done with A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (The Tales of Dunk and Egg, #1-3)

— Aug 21, 2026 03:15PM Add a comment

Henry is 26% done with A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (The Tales of Dunk and Egg, #1-3)

"Six," said Dunk. "Ser Lyonel is knighting Raymun Fossoway. We will fight you six against seven."

Funny number

— Aug 21, 2026 10:59AM Add a comment

Henry is on page 90 of 1177 of A Storm of Swords (A Song of Ice and Fire, #3)

Olenna Tyrell is objectively the best character.

— Aug 18, 2026 12:48PM Add a comment

Henry is on page 66 of 1177 of A Storm of Swords (A Song of Ice and Fire, #3)

— Aug 17, 2026 12:08PM Add a comment

Henry is on page 17 of 1177 of A Storm of Swords (A Song of Ice and Fire, #3)

You can imagine my excitement when I turned the last page of the prologue to be met with a chapter in Jaime's pov. Fucking awesome

— Aug 13, 2026 10:31AM Add a comment

Henry is finished with A Clash of Kings (A Song of Ice and Fire, #2)

— Aug 09, 2026 12:40PM Add a comment

Henry is on page 876 of 1009 of A Clash of Kings (A Song of Ice and Fire, #2)

'The air smellled of salt and frying fish, of hot tar and honey, of incense and oil and sperm.'

Fucking ew

— Aug 08, 2026 04:07PM Add a comment

Henry is on page 836 of 1009 of A Clash of Kings (A Song of Ice and Fire, #2)

— Aug 05, 2026 01:06PM Add a comment

Henry is on page 799 of 1009 of A Clash of Kings (A Song of Ice and Fire, #2)

"I think Ned Stark loved Robert better than he ever loved his brother or his father . . . or even you, my lady. He was never unfaithful to Robert, was he?" Jaime gave a drunken laugh.

#whatthatmean

— Aug 05, 2026 11:04AM Add a comment

Henry is on page 749 of 1009 of A Clash of Kings (A Song of Ice and Fire, #2)

— Aug 04, 2026 01:02PM Add a comment

Henry is on page 717 of 1009 of A Clash of Kings (A Song of Ice and Fire, #2)

" [...] When he felt the jars, he mistook them for wine. He was so drunk he broke the seal and drank some."
"There was a prince who tried that once," said Tyrion dryly.

Aerion reference?

— Aug 04, 2026 12:10PM Add a comment

Henry is on page 700 of 1009 of A Clash of Kings (A Song of Ice and Fire, #2)

"Farther on she came upon a feast of corpses. Savagely slaughtered, the feasters lay strewn across overturned chairs and hacked trestle tables, asprawl in pools of congealing blood. Some had lots limbs, even heads. Severed hands clutched bloody cups, wooden spoons, roast fowl heels of bread. In a throne above them sat a dead man with the head of a wolf. He wore an iron crown [...]"

Red Wedding foreshadowing...?

— Aug 03, 2026 12:02PM Add a comment

Henry is finished with The Solar War (The Siege of Terra, #1)

— Jul 11, 2026 06:18AM Add a comment