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Lizzie Jones is 47% done with This Story Might Save Your Life

Oh hell no

— Apr 23, 2026 02:12PM Add a comment

Lizzie Jones is 80% done with In Five Years

Sapphic

— Apr 15, 2026 08:55AM Add a comment

Lizzie Jones is 58% done with In Five Years

Insufferable

— Apr 14, 2026 05:13PM 1 comment

Lizzie Jones is 7% done with In Five Years

These two better not break up I s2g

— Apr 08, 2026 03:54PM Add a comment

Lizzie Jones is on page 61 of 476 of Project Hail Mary

This feels like the equivalent of watching the Big Bang Theory (derogatory). I'm really surprised how much I'm not enjoying this, considering how popular this book is. I think it's going to be a dnf for me

— Apr 07, 2026 08:02AM Add a comment

Lizzie Jones is on page 5 of 476 of Project Hail Mary

"gentlemen's equipment" gave me the immediate ick

— Apr 03, 2026 08:54PM Add a comment

Lizzie Jones is 28% done with Escape!

I love all the obscure Survivor references

— Mar 23, 2026 09:43AM Add a comment

Lizzie Jones is on page 310 of 400 of Carl's Doomsday Scenario (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #2)

Again they mess up monologue and soliloquy???

— Mar 15, 2026 03:20PM Add a comment

Lizzie Jones is on page 140 of 400 of Carl's Doomsday Scenario (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #2)

Mongo ❤️

— Mar 14, 2026 06:17PM Add a comment

Lizzie Jones is on page 143 of 303 of James

No fricken way

— Feb 24, 2026 09:54AM Add a comment

Lizzie Jones is on page 35 of 464 of Dungeon Crawler Carl (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #1)

Survivor reference!

— Feb 12, 2026 08:16AM 3 comments

Lizzie Jones is on page 29 of 464 of Dungeon Crawler Carl (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #1)

It dives me crazy when people mix up soliloquy and monologue

— Feb 11, 2026 08:05PM Add a comment

Lizzie Jones is on page 224 of 256 of Nice Girls Don't Win: How I Burned It All Down to Claim My Power

"I don't have to be good. I don't have to be nice. I don't have to be liked."

— Feb 11, 2026 08:24AM Add a comment

Nice Girls Don't Win: How I Burned It All Down to Claim My Power

Lizzie Jones is on page 315 of 365 of People We Meet on Vacation

Ughhhhhh

— Jan 28, 2026 07:38AM Add a comment

Lizzie Jones is on page 27 of 365 of People We Meet on Vacation

Not the accidental text

— Jan 22, 2026 11:51AM 1 comment

Lizzie Jones is on page 152 of 531 of All the Light We Cannot See

These short chapters are very conducive to a newborn schedule

— Jan 08, 2026 05:16PM 3 comments

Lizzie Jones is on page 340 of 390 of The Christmas Fix (Fixer, #2)

No thanks

— Dec 23, 2025 10:02AM Add a comment

Lizzie Jones is on page 227 of 390 of The Christmas Fix (Fixer, #2)

"it felt like coming home" 🤮🤮🤮

— Dec 22, 2025 11:34AM Add a comment

Lizzie Jones is on page 111 of 390 of The Christmas Fix (Fixer, #2)

This dialogue is atrocious

— Dec 08, 2025 12:03AM Add a comment

Lizzie Jones is 19% done with The Christmas Tree Farm (Dream Harbor, #3)

I see no universe where I would have a hard time eating 6 stroopwafels

— Dec 01, 2025 03:23PM Add a comment

Lizzie Jones is 3% done with The Christmas Tree Farm (Dream Harbor, #3)

Love the casual Elon slam

— Nov 30, 2025 03:24PM Add a comment

Lizzie Jones is on page 414 of 662 of Midnight Sun (The Twilight Saga, #5)

If he's made out of stone, it must feel like he has a boner 24/7

— Nov 19, 2025 01:20PM 1 comment

Lizzie Jones is on page 319 of 498 of Twilight (Twilight Saga, #1)

Looking utterly indecent in a floor length khaki skirt and ponytail

— Nov 12, 2025 05:05PM Add a comment

Lizzie Jones is on page 61 of 498 of Twilight (Twilight Saga, #1)

X-ray her head?

— Nov 07, 2025 07:19PM Add a comment

Lizzie Jones is on page 93 of 257 of So Far Gone

Thoreau claims to have "earned my living by the labor of my hands only", meanwhile his mommy was doing his laundry and making him food. Apparently she didn't have hands...

— Nov 01, 2025 11:26PM Add a comment