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"it felt like coming home" 🤮🤮🤮

This dialogue is atrocious

I see no universe where I would have a hard time eating 6 stroopwafels

Love the casual Elon slam

If he's made out of stone, it must feel like he has a boner 24/7

Looking utterly indecent in a floor length khaki skirt and ponytail

X-ray her head?

Thoreau claims to have "earned my living by the labor of my hands only", meanwhile his mommy was doing his laundry and making him food. Apparently she didn't have hands...

Starting with a Henry David Thoreau quote is rough

I would love to know what the heck the point is to all of this

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Why does this annoy me so much???

...that was fast

"Oh no, he's hot"

Anxiety: the upside is a paranoid attention to detail, the downside is a paranoid attention to detail 🙃

An Odysseus reference? These books are really daisy chaining together

I'm reading this for a book club but I'm really grappling with just throwing the whole book away

This book is giving me the ick

This is the skin of a killer, Bella

Wait, her name is January AND she was born in January?

This is going to be hard

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Peanut butter???!?

Don't judge me, I'm in a hyperfixation

Kitty! I love her dropping into these stories lol

Just casually break my heart less than 10 pages in

The astonishing audacity 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

Why is this read by a man when the majority of the characters and the omniscient narrator are all women??

I think this book is going to put me into a psychosis

In the mud??!?