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reading poetry from a non physical book sucks i think that's what's taking me so long

everything is so bad wtf. i have to go to sleep somehow

done with all murderbots. what am i supposed to do now. finish the other things im reading??? i need 500 more pages of art being a bitch

AW mb taught peri to be nice and empathetic .... asshole research transport indeed

Matteo said, "This seems like a pretty close friend, with all this highly sophisticated system-penetration code they—Whoa, okay, I was joking!” Matteo flung an arm over their interface. “I’m sorry, don’t hurt me.”
normal amount of defensive over normal mysterious friend 👍

holism catching strays i'd expect nothing less

crew: damn this will be harder than we thought
perihelion, not missing a beat: i can think of a way to make it really easy really fast 😀!

"Would it have been kinder to kill you, before you disabled your governor module?
I said, Yes.
ART-drone said, You know I am not kind."
WAHHHHHHHHH

mb: oh yeah btw ratthi and tarik have been having crazy relationship drama for this entire book i just didn't mention it bc it wasn't relevant. BORING am i right. no!! secunit pls i want the gossip....

"If Tarik after all the time he had been on the crew was still a “so far,” what was I?" buddy ART basically put you in charge of everyone after knowing you for like a week i dont think you need to worry.

"Iris was already out of the danger zone, walking backward so she could watch. “Be safe, SecUnit,” she said. I don’t know how to respond when humans say that. It was always my job to get hurt." WAHH

"(Dr. Bharadwaj says even good change is stressful.)" ohh i get it. bharadwaj tricked murderbot into letting her give it therapy. this is awesome

fucked up a perfectly good secunit is what they did. look at it. it's got ptsd 😭😭

Maybe remind me to punch myself in the face.
On the team feed, ART said, "SecUnit, status report."
Or punch ART in the face. I sent back, "I wish I could punch you in the face."
ART said, "I wish you could try."

YOU FREAKS!!!!! on the public feed. right in front of their salad

why is this suddenly a horror novel. ohh my fucking god my worst nightmare

amena....... no way ......... bot baby .............

"No, ART said. Keep it. Maybe we’ll come within range of each other again." art is so obsessed with murderbot hehe

the cersei gender troubles go crazyyyy

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schliemann mention everyone shut up i need to rage

kicking and screaming!!!!!

eileen and simon feel too personal my god. i can't read this chapter it's PRIVATE i can't just listen in on their conversation!!!

alice and felix are so weird together im a bit obsessed with them

i've commended grrms technical skill before but i am just so swept away by every brienne chapter because they are SO distinct. my lady has an eye for beauty and loveliness, the setting descriptions are consistently detailed and thoughtful.... always noticing the special things around her.....

omg loons in westeros.

do not remind me of ser criston cole. justice for my queen rhaenyra

"egg? egg, i dreamed that i was old." throwing up over maester aemon. we deserve a whole maester aemon series