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i’m too avoidant for this the marriage is so aggravating

going on a date with a guy with a big dick and texting your husband about being grateful for his “perfect size” dick LOL queen

i know this is completely beside the point but reading this i’m like yeah i’m def not having kids or get married. the ancillary parts of the story describing the author’s relationship with her husband and kids are irritating me so bad for no reason. 🫣

Them being mid twenties when this is all going down lol of course

Pretending to die so your husband doesn’t make you stop talking to your toxic situationship … oh she’s a professional iktr🙂‍↕️

not a good idea to read this right after a breakup 😩😪😭

LIVE LAUGH LOVE ANDREA LONG CHU

children’s book for adults

I’m trying not to be a weenie but omg they’re so mean to Owl😭😭😭

Holden’s constant descriptions of gross dormitory bathrooms is lowkey triggering my contamination OCD 😩

I can’t decide if this is a Hear Me Out or a DNF. Interesting for sure.

commonly known invasive species like ivy or feral cats don’t impact their environment out of malice or greed but just because of their nature. humanity evolved right alongside the other creatures of the earth. we’re not invasive, just abusive.

(I know saying humans are invasive species is catchier. I’m just saying. )

It brings me great joy that the phrase “You’re pushing thirty.” has been around for so long, lol

The coffee shop bit isn’t as funny as the author seems to think it is.

I find myself simultaneously drawn to and repulsed by the snarky artist slice of life type books. I do like snark and art, but it is so distracting the way the (predominantly white, upper middle class, academic) authors of this loose genre handle identity. “I’m liberal white but not in a cringe way where I care about all that woke culture stuff” seems to be the soup de jour. It’s hardly funny or interesting.

Maybe the first book I’ve read that made me shout “Oh god Nooooooo!!!” out loud. The cringe is delectable and unbearable.

lowkey this is the female gaze. i feel seen

LMAO

This would've been an awesome short story. Alas, this kinky car book is overstaying its welcome...

Guy who doesn’t play about the contours of a woman’s thighs

yes i am 11 books behind my reading goal but my comeback is imminent

i can't tell if i dislike this book or dislike kafka

i just started this and my head already hurts i hate the world