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Y’all reading to fall asleep DOES NOT WORK!!!! I’m simply too curious.Too full of wonder and excitement. Not full of enough naturally produced melatonin. Send help.

Oh forget everything i just said omg.

Okay rn im a lttle bored but thats probably just because we went over most of this info in my neuroscience course and i keep waiting for this book to get back to the experiences that are more personal to the author. Im also mayhaps sleepy.

“Everything teeters between pathos and bathos: here you are, violating society’s most fundamental taboos, and yet formaldehyde is a powerful appetite stimulant, so you also crave a burrito”

I giggled ngl

I want every page of this book injected into my veins. I‘m sure id live forever.

“ I felt less like someone preparing to climb a career ladder than a buzzing electron about to achieve escape velocity, flinging out into a strange and sparkling universe.”

All too real.

Oh god… Im already crying

oh theyre fucking now. on company hours????

love that for sophie honestly like okayyyyy purrr

I miss the kind, unmanipulative, bisexual, reformed rake benedict from the show ☹️☹️☹️

why do they yearn better on tv too like

now bennedict is just like damn its so weird but i like her and wanna see her with her pants down even tho shes a maid thats like crazy ?!?🤯🤯🤯 but i want her so bad oh no i shouldve manipulated her better 😤😭😭😥

hes being such a dick. Show benedict is better.

im enjoying this very much actually.

what the fuck

lesbian witches ❤️❤️❤️

did not expect to have this book make me cry

bought this book at a book fair today and started reading it when i got home. the stories are subtly creepy but incredibly hard to put down. I really like the writing so far.

they’re literally just walking around

i want to be tom bombadil so badly

i couldnt sleep and i started reading this thinking id get bored and fall asleep and now i cant stop. shouldve read dune.

“covered in rabbit guts. Their pink bodies framed by my own rabbit eyes. It’s sweet, I think. They’re nice people.”


the way her opinion changes so quickly is giving insta love… maybe its just the drugs

cant believe shes abt to fuck this prematurely balding shell of a man