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I think I have opinions on this that aren’t going to make people happy

this book goes on FOREVER

I don’t want to talk about this life decision, just know I’m not of sound mind

very jarring because this is both very relatable and also very very not relatable.

“There’s something about men and cars, just the way that they hold the clutch” I’m sorry?? What are they holding?? The clutch?? Babe that’s on the FLOOR.

aw shit here we go again

Everyone watching Xaden and Violet practically fuck on the practice mat 👁️👄👁️

i DONT want to hear it

Did we really just describe giving head in the dark as ‘snuffling around like a randy anteater??’ Actually JAIL

Wilfred Owen cameo

God I really want to know what happened to Nina

‘Maya is best when she’s complacent’ sooooo romantic 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

hm

holy shit this is a banger