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finished most of the ending of this book on the train with my boyfriend coming back from our little valentines city getaway and every time colin bridgerton said something romantic, i would turn the book and just point and look at him like "are you taking notes?" as if he didn't fly in to see me for valentine's day.

anyways men just don't yearn anymore💔

damn they really gave cressida no redeeming qualities here hUh

was i late to the function because i needed to read the smut scene first? yes.

did i warn the girls i would be late because it was imperative i read the smut scene? yes.

was it worth it? absolutely.

do i regret it? absolutley not.

would i do it again? 10/10

this short story reads like how i would imagine remi from ratoutille describing the foods he eats for 25 pages except the topic is music. no i will not be elaborating at this time.

me 🫱🏽‍🫲🏻 penelope

asking our best friend we have harbored feelings for to kiss us randomly one night for the plot

GUYSSSSSSS THERE'S NOTHING I EAT UP MOREEEEE THAN A GOOD OLD FASHIONED FRIENDS TO LOVER PHEWWWWWW AND SINCE I'M RIDING THE HIGH OF FINISHING SEASON 3 BEFORE READING THIS BOOK I MISS THEM SO BAD SO HERE'S TO ME FEEDING MY ADDICTION !! POLIN FOREVER !!

you know what valid crash out but i'm glad we locked in when it was necessary benedict... that being said i need violet to continue to consistently be in her children's business because shit gets DONE when that diva is in the room

take a shot everytime bendict asks the mistress question challenge level: IMPOSSIBLE

It would've been really convenient if i had locked into this book like a week ago so that i could properly engage in book club but trust the girls heard about my ups and downs in the second half here in the groupchat regardless.

and with that ! she starts the reading year off strong! finished a book in january baby!

i was NOT expecting that hard time skip, that really threw me off. what do you mean it’s been how long?? we were JUST THERE, a PAGE AGO? MY SEAT IS STILL WARM? but what the hell sure passage of time me through a hair cut trope why don’t you.

also r we sure this is a cinderella retelling… cause it’s giving beauty & the beast rn and maybe the b in Benedict stands for the latter with the shit he pullin rn🤨

i feel like i’m 13 again and i just picked out the #1 trending fic on wattpad to read and i don’t mean this in a complimentary way in this case

the last time i read this was august... bc this next short story was 60pgs and while the concept was interesting, i was just so... bored. when it comes to short stories, if i'm not locked into one central plot, 60 is a lot. this was just tough to get through, but i needed to power through so i wasn't stuck in perpetual mirror oblivion. anyways, i can't even fully comment on it, i'm just ready to move on.

sophie might be my fav girlie pop yet, she looked her step mother square in the face and called her an evil cunt (or something along those lines) and i think we can all learn a little something from her!

this is like if taylor swift invited me to her house and then disappeared and then the FUN MURDER MYSTERY TEST PUZZLE SHE LEFT FOR ME TO SOLVE TURNED INTO A WAR ZONE ?? anyways i think taylor swift would lowkey like this book, but more specifically more like she would be besties with eleanor ashley and be obsessed with HER books.

no i will not be taking any questions at this time as to why im reading this book. thank you.

guys two books in one month ? and my goal is to finish it by mid week?? and they said it couldn't be done! ooooo girl don't hurt em!!

anyways in prep for season 4 of bridgerton i need to lock in, this cinderella tale better come to serve, and just by the prologue i am having high hopes already. intrigued with this retelling.

uGh the knives out OG blueprint during christmas is so fun, like it takes a certain kinda diva to stage this, and ofc her name is eleanor ashley bffr

i really have to get better at updating this while i read it but i'm a little rusty as someone getting back into her hobbies so all that to say is that i really commend maggie for continuing her life's passion while living under the roof of a soul sucking, limp dick, envious unsuccessful prick 😁 she deserves someone who will let her be bejeweled!

love that i'm starting to read the book club book for december 2025 in january 2026 and it's a christmas book... and you know what i'm keeping the holiday cheer going single handedly and i know maggie needs it too this girl has been THROUGH IT already

y'all non fiction is so difficult for me to get through and this might be the quickest i read a non fiction book because of my job and yet i was really struggling in the end there. we did it folks.

i think this book is making me realize i don't like marketing and i really respect people who have gone into marketing and advertising especially in the constantly shifting environment of companies and the internet and ai, like yall make it look so easy but that stresses me out

y'all i fear as a girlie pop with a BFA, i lowkey have no business reading a book giving me marketing advice that's literally saying not to do the advertising yourself and hire someone with an advertising and marketing degree instead. but hey! i'm being paid to gather intel so continuing to gather it i shall!

HAPPY TO REPORT I WON'T BE BOBBLE FOR HALLOWEEN THIS YEAR!! I'D LIKE TO THANK EVERYONE WHO BELIEVED IN ME (no one did, i'm just as surprised about finishing this book as you are), AND CAMERON, WHO SPONSORED THIS READ (i'm borrowing her books LOL)!!

need everyone to perceive that this 6’2 man’s biggest op is a bloody bee. yes, buzz buzz, that bee.

two idiots who are being told by multiple sources they’re literally the exact same person and then pointing at each other to say “what? this mf SUCKS” is peak romance

i was ready for the anthony redemption arc but then this man just asked his boys for someone’s sparks notes summary as the foundation of marriage. he’s almost 30. he’d LOVE dating apps.

the way daphne clocked simon’s daddy issues… probably the hardest read of 1813. whistledown wishes she was able to dish that one out herself!

only one week enclosed in a room for your honeymoon? yeah that’s rookie numbers, just ask feysand

damn at least violet TRIED to have the talk with daphne, she got further than my mom (she never gave me the talk), and this is the damn 1800's! i just read copious amounts of fanfiction, so thank god for wattpad i guess!

did anthony bridgerton not pay attention in class when they were teaching him the FINE ART OF NOT BEING A COCK BLOCK ?? VIOLET COME GET YOUR SON.