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Just one abhorrent man complaining about another slightly different abhorrent man

Oh this guy sucks

god please don't let this be 300 pages of 15 year old soliliquizing I won't survive it

natasha what have you done

every time I'm reminded that his name is wyndham I remove a star from my rating

I feel like the mc is probably the grandmother of the davinki twins she is so fucking stupid. Oh my god I wish I could live like her.

i've already teared up lfg

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Just read 40 pages of election drama. Powering through 🫩

I will be forever holding space for pg 484 in which Levin thinks a single sentence that spans 16 LINES. There are TWENTY (20) commas, 2 semicolons, and 2 en-dashes. As always this goliath sentence is about GRASS.

fun fact today (7/31) is juliet's cannonical birthday!

It’s okay tolstoy the enter key doesn’t bite you can start a new paragraph

loving all the 'research' that consists of just doing mdma funded by dow chemicals kind of stressed about how many of these doctors graduated highschool at 15 and became doctors at 20 😍😍😍

Pretend the previous update was for 33% not page 33.

I can’t stop reading in a southern accent and that is simply not the correct region.

Oh we’re going all in on the quirky millennial alcoholism

Kind of waiting for the reveal that Kameny has been doing coke this whole time because I cannot fathom how he is doing all of this while also having a full time job and attempting to date a 19 year old

I get that it kind of cultivates a gloomy vibe but I need litfic writers to stop fearing sentences with multiple clauses.
It’s okay you can use a comma you can do it. It doesn’t have to be so. Choppy.
So choppy.

This is so stressful oh my god

Absolutely obligatory baseball watching scene. Frankly I’m shocked it took this long for baseball to even be mentioned.

Put this on hold 20 weeks ago and have completely forgotten what it’s about so I’m going in blind hoping and praying there’s no incest (it’s cassie clare so we’ll see)

Very interesting to introduce the titular characters at 40% but I’m enjoying the looney tunes antics too much to mind

The blurb really just does not convey how incredibly horny everyone is

This ending is working out to be awfully convenient