evie > Recent Status Updates

please tell me there's someone in this family who isn't just a miserable pervert

I think I need to get csevet wine drunk at brunch

Okay now that I got ahold of the jargon this is much more enjoyable

"Wouldst liefer sulk in thy tower" <-- getting added to my daily vocabulary immediately

FRED 😭😭😭😭😭

dog WHAT are you talking about

did i not say i love rereading

it's going to take another 2 weeks to finish the last 70 pages at the rate i'm going 😔

“I enjoy a moonlight ramble as well as you, and shrubbery happens to be one of my favourite resorts.” GET HER HELEN 🗣️🗣️🗣️

GIRL LEAVE HIM!! RUN!!!

Eh what’s a little aggravated assault between buddies

Why did no one tell me Anne is the best Brontë writer???

Thank god it’s almost over

Just one abhorrent man complaining about another slightly different abhorrent man

Oh this guy sucks

god please don't let this be 300 pages of 15 year old soliliquizing I won't survive it

natasha what have you done

every time I'm reminded that his name is wyndham I remove a star from my rating

I feel like the mc is probably the grandmother of the davinki twins she is so fucking stupid. Oh my god I wish I could live like her.

i've already teared up lfg

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Just read 40 pages of election drama. Powering through 🫩

I will be forever holding space for pg 484 in which Levin thinks a single sentence that spans 16 LINES. There are TWENTY (20) commas, 2 semicolons, and 2 en-dashes. As always this goliath sentence is about GRASS.

fun fact today (7/31) is juliet's cannonical birthday!

It’s okay tolstoy the enter key doesn’t bite you can start a new paragraph