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loving all the 'research' that consists of just doing mdma funded by dow chemicals kind of stressed about how many of these doctors graduated highschool at 15 and became doctors at 20 😍😍😍

Pretend the previous update was for 33% not page 33.

I can’t stop reading in a southern accent and that is simply not the correct region.

Oh we’re going all in on the quirky millennial alcoholism

Kind of waiting for the reveal that Kameny has been doing coke this whole time because I cannot fathom how he is doing all of this while also having a full time job and attempting to date a 19 year old

I get that it kind of cultivates a gloomy vibe but I need litfic writers to stop fearing sentences with multiple clauses.
It’s okay you can use a comma you can do it. It doesn’t have to be so. Choppy.
So choppy.

This is so stressful oh my god

Absolutely obligatory baseball watching scene. Frankly I’m shocked it took this long for baseball to even be mentioned.

Put this on hold 20 weeks ago and have completely forgotten what it’s about so I’m going in blind hoping and praying there’s no incest (it’s cassie clare so we’ll see)

Very interesting to introduce the titular characters at 40% but I’m enjoying the looney tunes antics too much to mind

The blurb really just does not convey how incredibly horny everyone is

This ending is working out to be awfully convenient

YA censorship is such a scam Isabel should be allowed to say fuck

Listening to the audiobook for this was the correct decision the singing is so bad I love it

Every teen paranormal romance needs and incredibly detailed quiche making scene

This is exactly like if Maggie Stiefvater wrote Twilight I’m having a great time

I would really love to know how the audiobook narrator comes up with these voices. Alexander what is your process.

Okay I get that it was setting up the romance but I’m starting to question if BK Borison has ever had coworkers

I Love Gratuitous Capitalisation

This is excruciating.

i genuinely hate all of these people. kate has some redeeming factors but i'm having a hard time reading a book that is 98% about two horrible obnoxious men.

this guy sucks. i'm sure (i hope) kostova is doing that on purpose but wow is it unpleasant.

“/my fluidal brother/” PFFT this is one of those historical books that really makes you consider how everyone for the vast majority of human (esp. European) history was tripping on arsenic poisoning and mostly full of syphilis

A very different and equally enjoyable (as in goddamn heartwenching) on the reread

Hi my name is Brynden Rivers Bloodraven and I have long bone white hair that reaches my mid-back and one blood red eye like limpid tears (that's how I got my name)

okay it's a little boring but egg and his big floppy hat make up for it

I don't know how to feel.

Fighting for my life reading this in public. Pray for me.

i love when the fmc in a book written pre-2020 lets out a breath she didn't know she was holding it's so genuine and vintage.