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So she just talks like this

should not have looked up this book!

Don't look this book up.

Yeah I’m never dating men ever again

So there’s this concept of a brown rooster who looks like he’s wearing UGG boots and might not have any eyeballs being a nightmare that we need to ignore

😧😧😧

Damn. Men will do anything before committing to you

Really enjoy when narrators name unnamed characters with pop culture references and then continue to refer them as such. Tickled me that she went from “…like having Carmela Soprano for a grief counselor” to talking about her as if she truly did have Carmela Soprano for a grief counselor LOL

This is how I found out she had a kid

This is lowkey pissing me off

Crazy based impressions of Joan Didion and Marie Kondo here