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I started this at 1AM and don't quite love Ryan or Fabian. I do love the Ilya appearances though: 'Price! Thank god you are here. This goblin is bothering me.'

With two hours to go my only question is why is nothing happening? Am I supposed to care about Kingfisher's really dumb name?

It'll be fun, they said. It's just a sports romance, it's not going to make you emotional. LIES.

Your main character is so stupid she needs instructions from the MMC's dead mom's magic book. Ugh.

Just listened to a 40 minute sex scene while driving home from work. If any drivers heard my car blasting, 'oh Kingfisher, fuck me!' Just pretend you didn't.
Also why would you lick your thumb (ew) before sticking it in someone's mouth (double ew)? GROSS CHOICES.

UGH.

HOW are there still typos in these books??? An editor should be able to catch 'chaise LAWN' and swap it to chaise LOUNGE.

Dammit this was so fun until the romance started. More mystery, less straining dicks next to eyeless corpses, please.

I'm sorry the audio recording is terrible? Like genuinely of poor quality. Why, is it just my copy??

Hiromu Arakawa deserves a cut of the profits since this lazily cribs the magic system from FMA.

Oh God. Helena just kill yourself so you can escape this man and I can stop reading.

What a repetitive snoozefest

Both better than some of Hazelwood's previous efforts, and also displaying some of her worsts writing habits. A selection:
MMC's eyes are described as not grey or black or something in between. Like tar.
The repeated triplet joke coda, 'I could be dead like I'm a corpse, a ghost, a happily knitting spinster!' Cute the first few times annoying at number 80.

Hmm I need a V name that sounds scary. I know, Veronica Malo. How very muy malo of you.

Also, so much eye fucking. Girl, this man committed quadruple homicide in front of you. That is a deeply inappropriate time to be turned on.

Two bros, balls deep in the same girl, five feet apart because they're not gay.

What the hell...the narrator for Lukas has the flattest affectation. You can't say he's 'commanding' or 'domineering' when he sounds like he's reading a takeout menu.

I think the plot just showed up? If Lin stopped falling asleep everytime she's the narrator this would go faster.

Oh thank God, I was so sure Kingfisher would be not only a fae with vampiric tendencies but also a werewolf or something.
Also, the 'sexy' things Fisher says to Saeris makes me want to rip my own eardrums out.

Ever wanted to read SJM but it's not by SJM? This is just that. Even the audiobook is narrated by Rhysand. Which is frankly the only saving grace.

This desperately needed an editor.

JEAN.

Ooh I'm reading too fast. Was it a mistake to start this when we don't know when book 3 is coming?? MOST DEFINITELY

The NJ accent is a CHOICE. And here it is the correct choice.

Moira Quirk narration?? I'm IN. Weird hearing Crux and Harrow voices not in GtN.

Omg is this reylo fanfic?

Was kind of hoping this would be more twin peaks and less twin peaks: fire walk with me.