Claudia > Recent Status Updates

Something angsty has to happen because I'm tired of grinning like a fool reading this...

Holy carnita asada :O

And two of them were kinda fruity, your honor.

Medieval bichotas patronas alfas lomo plateado? I'M IN.

NO PUEDE SER

WHAT THE FVCK??????!!!!!!!! COMO QUE EN EL 96% ME HACES ESTO??????!!!!!!!

"But it's not that great here, ok?" 💔

Why am I doing this to myself?

"Por fin la amenaza vino de mi lado". Daaaaaamn.

Locas, todas locas, amo.

*insertar meme de Elmo con fuego detrás*

I'm not sure where this is going 🤔...

¿Cómo que no le daban ni ibuprofeno a mi criatura? *llora*

Ora, cálmese Sarcean

I hope the author's pillow is always fresh and comfortable.

I loved the movie and I expect nothing less from the book ❤️

- ¿Qué haces tú con el dinero?
- Compro la distancia que me separa de otras personas.

One day, I'm going to read an Ocean Vuong book and I won't be incredibly sad... One day...

What the FVCK?????!!!!

Ok, if they are kinda happy, WHAT IS THIS REMAINING 18%????????

Nah, I didn't sign in to CRY 😭

"Sorry, blood even in my damn tears"

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh *llora*

"Howard is coming, and everything is going to get better"

Baby, Howard doesn't know what the fvck is he doing -_-

My precious George T_T

James and George... my babies 😭

Ok, first impressions: I don't give a single flying fvck about Howard, but I would give my life for George and James.

Échele, patrona, ¡ajúa!

(Mi primera vez leyendo la traducción de Emily Wilson).

So much stuff I didn't know, so many cases and voices :o

"Time is jealous of you, and wars against your lilies and your roses"