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you mean this guy lived in medieval times and then after his 200 year faerie sabbatical he came back and it was renaissance times?? hurts to see other people living your dreams

I read historical fiction about Anne of Brittany with the energy of a child listening to the story of Orpheus and Eurydice for the 500th time. MAYBE THIS TIME WE'LL DEFEAT FRANCE 🥺

aHA I totally called this poisoner!! this is soooo satisfying it’s like the purple wedding if sansa HAD poisoned joffrey

awww I love roderick and elisandra!! they’re so show!richard/kahlan coded. love when a high-strung depressed and repressed woman who has lived for nothing but duty finds herself a hypercompetent golden retriever of a man

you're so right sharon, coming of age IS all about being radicalized into the woke left and engaging in disruptive direct action

ewwww his name is KENTLEY?? what kind of white lady chalkboard ass

hell yeah girl get woke!! faerie slavery abolitionist era let's go

so true bestie the most important thing you can learn in a coming-of-age novel is "men ain't shit"

this scene was definitely written after watching Little Women (1994)

haaaaate that this man's name is 'jaxon' but love that he's in an interspecies enemies as lovers situationship. good for him

"Other characters often called her clever or stubborn or amazing, though she seldom showed those traits, because readers might not relate to them"

SRB coming for other authors' entire careers I see

this muircore meme writing is getting out of hand. I hope ms sarah is paying royalties to the guy on twitter who doesn't have principles until a beautiful woman tells him to

FHEOAIDHFAIOPSJD THE WRITERS OF RISE OF SKYWALKER FOUND DEAD IN A DITCH

love the idea of internet fandom beefing with a portal fantasy character. oh sarah you slay me

I enjoy a good shakespeare quote easter egg as much as—arguably way more than—your average person, but they're uh. quite jarring here. quit playin, your modern day mom is not saying "signifying nothing"

terry: my 'this is not bestiality, but a pansexual bonding of earthly bodies in an awakened state' shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt

terry on page 23: isn't it ridiculous that this cat rescue wouldn't let us have this cat because we said we would let it outside?
terry on page 152: so I got a different cat and let it outside where it was immediately killed by an owl. this is because cats are wild and untameable of course

terry. girl. if you're such an environmentalist queen whomst is concerned about the environment you have GOT to STOP LETTING YOUR CATS OUTSIDE

sciona on page 17: I'm not just any mormon allegory, I'm a GIRLBOSS mormon allegory!!
sciona on page 261: I have to kill God

already proud of this author for this correct use of the phrase "in the pit of her stomach"

love it when I wake up and there's bread #justgilgameshthings

a hundred and twenty thrusts you say

hate whenever someone tells over all my abominable behavior, my foul and hideous acts #myabominablebehavior #myfoulandhideousacts

new tinfoil hat theory that the reason dantès survives prison is because caderousse drank to his health so many times. he was supercharged with good health

love whenever we get a glimpse of The Implications. return of the impies

absolutely hate that I laughed at this joke

JUST REALIZED WHY THE PIG'S NAME IS PENELOPE 💀

ngl despite all the fetish jokes I’ve never felt any actual vibes between carl and the AI until this page. and unfortunately now I'm like okay yeah I see it

if I were directing the animated series this is the point where I'd swap prepotente's voice actor out for josh groban

QIANFAN?? nice A Dream of Splendor (2022) reference