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eeeewww

what an incredible place to find the phrase "anal teeth"

extremely funny that this guy needed a serious dramatic date for his serious dramatic things to happen and he picked... October 3rd

sorry I just noticed this book was blurbed by Justin McElroy and now I'm going "JUSTIN MCELROY?" in a tiffany pollard meme voice

THREE new shows mentioned?? we're so back. I wanna watch Honor Princess Detective

SUNSET ON THE CRAWL BABEYYY

can't believe I predicted this two books ago. am I good or am I GOOD

leave me alone to full-on ugly cry about the found family of carl + donut + katia. "I love you and Donut more" what if I walked into the ocean

carl desperately searching for vinata in the same way I desperately search for the sunglasses currently atop my head

thanks for reminding us of Chekhov's Gun #4,972. truly every single event in this book has the energy of a mulaney "this may as well happen"

CARL SUPPORTS WOMEN'S WRONGS

rosetta is so fucking funny for this

spiritually I am in the Slug Clubhouse

"there was something comforting about that specific kind of pain" sir you are very unwell

donut is right, we do need to pause the battle to discuss how Splash Zone's wife's name is Snail Trail and her mother is Grandma Sticky

every time I remember that Imani is supposed to be 20 years old I have to lie down. she should be at the club

LET JAMAL HOP 👏

A BIG SHARK?? thanks I love him

goddddd I'm already getting choked up

brb starting a band called Samantha's Neck Hole

[tiffany pollard voice] A CANADIAN??

I think Juice Box should get to kill absolutely everyone. as a treat. women's wrongs

it's the simmering homoerotic tension between jane and katherine for me

this audiobook narrator is soooo good @bahni turpin you're killing it

and here I was just thinking that the alien hivemind needed blue hair and pronouns. good for her

brun trying to unionize while dafyd is standing there like do...do I have to explain slavery to you?? do I really have to explain that the Murder Aliens who enslaved us and kill us on the reg do not have to comply with OSHA?? someone get this man 20 cigarettes

garral, twirling his hair around a finger: wow how are you like soooo good at this strategy stuff
jessyn: it's because I've killed before and will kill again. lol

dafyd: desperately trying not to have a situationship with an alien hivemind
campar: the horrors persist but at least he’s got this nice situationship with a fellow human
jessyn: actually having a great time being turned loose on an alien planet. and immediately finding a situationship
rickar: in the corner gossiping with giant slug

extremely correct of this book to introduce a giant slug character. somebody took away all the right things from Rise of Skywalker

one fun thing about this book is that it's pretty much the adventure time episode "jake vs. me-mow"