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“She could feel Kane’s eyes as she stared, the storm of him trained on her face” this would actually be a great drinking game if I planned to finish this book

“the storm still in his gaze” I'm picturing a guard with an electric cattle prod standing over ms. victoria to make sure she compares this guy to a tempest every SINGLE time he’s mentioned. or ELSE

"All but the one with tempest eyes” you know that meme where the guy goes "shut up about the sun shut UP about the sun"

not "the lightning of his touch bled again" girl what do you MEAN

a BLOND man?? that's a bigger red flag than the piracy tbh. girl run

“The storm-painted eyes looked out from a carved face, nose and cheekbones sharp enough to be hewn from stone.” not STORM-PAINTED EYES 💀 ok stephenie meyer

oop and now we’ve said hung when we mean hanged. I was rooting for you ms victoria!!

I can tell the author really wants me to find this conversation tense and suspenseful. unfortunately she’s left everything so mysterious and vague that I have no idea what the stakes are so it’s just mildly confusing instead

"a chill tripping down her spine" um. tripping?? shoulda workshopped this one perhaps

this writing is EMBARRASSINGLY clunky. it's like aveyard was aiming for a flowery 18th century style without knowing how to do that and instead landed on "choose the most awkward ungrammatical possible phrasing at every turn." her editors are notttt doing their job yikes

goddamit it WOULD be victoria aveyard of all people who finally correctly uses “hanged” instead of “hung”

should we cancel fódla for misgendering the crow

I hope rónnat and crow lady are engaging in the absolute freaknastiest yuri on that island

YEAHHHH let's go fódla glow uppp

forget witchcraft and firebending gormflaith's superpower is literally just "Yes And" style improv. she's a graduate of second city

not to be pro- animal cruelty but WILL SOMEONE KILL THIS STUPID BIRD

WHOA fuck them kids I guess

lmfaoooo gormlaith cannot fathom being defeated by a butterface

despite my gormflaith stanning I do love the fódla/murchad slow burn. he sees her Inner Beauty!! she's gonna ditch her toxic ex!! he's like "how long have you been 25??" top shelf stuff

murchad: I know what you are
fódla: say it. out loud

[tiffany pollard voice] A TARGARYEN??

oh okay so they're just waterbenders then

well fódla your first mistake was ever trusting a blond man in the first place. jot that down

I'm so sorry but I can't stand this new gormflaith voice. aoife was killing it!!

fellas is it weird to read smut about your ancestors

@ gormflaith girl please!! sons are overrated!! ditch this useless brat and come join us on the winning team babe. I can tell you who wins because my last name ain't o'sigtrygg

I'm one of the gazillion descendants of Brian Boru and vaguely familiar with his history so when I saw MC's name was "Gormflaith" I was like 'huh wasn't that one of his wives' names? nah probably just a super common name' only to find out it IS that Gormflaith. sorry Grandma I was not familiar with your game

I'm gonna have to read the Sabriel books aren't I

I love how much Darcie Little Badger loves prehistoric plants and creatures

getting to the KJ Parker piece like FINALLY some good fucking FOOD