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“NECESSITY HAS MADE ME INTO a convincing actor, over the past few years. The trick, I’ve decided, is to make myself believe what I’m saying is true. Not just tell a lie, but envisage the circumstances in my head. Imagine how I’d feel, what I would have done.”

I’ve never had a main character mansplain acting to me before.

“Most of the women I’ve known would be gagging and forcing every step, if they’d even made it down this far.”

Ick.

“Pryderi, the shoemakers are planning to kill us.”

“He seemed less a cleric than the antidote to clericism. If Christ had been German as well as a carpenter, and if He had survived His scourging, and if He had shorn His head with a broken bottle, He might well have looked like this man.”

“What I can’t stop thinking about”, the priest went on, “is wine.”

whatever bookstagram influencer said this was medieval horror is on my bad list. this is set in 1890 :|

Forgot how much I love medieval swears - “by St Louis and his whoring oak tree” is going in the vernacular

"It was a three-Advil kind of day. A three-Advil kind of month." Truer words have never been written.

The main character is a UVA business major grad. Automatic -1 stars.

The main character is a UVA business major grad. Automatic -1 stars.

They’re riding a giant wolf with wings now? what even is going on

why are the working glass pro-democracy anti-theocracy people the bad guys?

this one's for you Katie

In my heart Vanessa is just Sigourney Weaver in Aliens

the gang has split up:(

the gang’s back together!!

what did harrow do what did she do what did she do

Foaming at the mouth I cannot read this fast enough I need to know and I really mean I NEED to KNOW.

"What is war if not slaughter in the streets, decorated with a banner? Rome was built on it."

"She'd call him dangerous, but in truth, he was built like a sewing needle. She could break him in half if she really set her mind to it"

Guys I’m going feral