Summer Ewing > Recent Status Updates

“Your ma is sleeping” bruh💀

I’m sorry Emily… but I find Margaret so boring🫣

Look… love Marasi..but I swear every time she is on the page I am violently reminded that this book was written by a man smh

well what do you know.. ANOTHER dead wife to haunt the narrative😀💀

solid reveal

Pip stresses me out ngl

I think this is my sign to start The Real Housewives

“Tons of young creatives are able to sustain a career not bc they are more talented or harder working than others but bc they come in with such a hefty financial cushion that they are able to succeed easily”……. Yes, yes, and yes

Okay Tress I see you

In the wise words of Chuck Bass “I am a bitch when I want to be” xoxo gg

“It’s never too late to develop a personality. Maybe develop a personality.” - Hoid not so subtly calling out an entire fandom

lmao not Hoid calling out Vin’s shenanigans on another planet

“a jaw so straight it made other men question if they were”💅🏻

Ah the lady in the attic strikes again

I swear Pip doesn’t have an ounce of self preservation

How many of you have been personally victimized by Andie Bell🙋🏼‍♀️

excuse me while I stare at the wall for an hour

“I thought our honeymoon would be more romantic.”
“Honeymoon?”
“Yes. Apparently we’re a couple till Virginia fights me for you.”

six books later and Darrow and Cassius are still obviously in love with eachother😂

“Confess” it’s giving the Mountain vs the Viper in asoiaf

LYRIA WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT🥴

I’m sorry……… what?!?!

warming up to your middle aged kidnapper is truly peak daddy issues lmao

Bruh I don’t want to see the words “account executive” in my space book I’m here to ESCAPE AFTER WORK🫠