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Wow, this is the hardest I've cried while reading in a while. That death was written in such excruciating detail that I had to pause and go up to my room so no one would see how strong of a reaction I had. I typically struggle with visualizing scenes in my mind, but that one was incredibly vivid and made me feel as if I were right there with them. MASSIVE TW for the death & suffering of an animal if anyone TBR'd it.

Virgin fmcs x experienced mmcs who are overly concerned with their "purity" always give me the biggest ick. If I hadn't paid 15 bucks for the blind bag this came in, it'd already be out the door.

Not even 20 pages in and there's a rape scene?? Hello???

"Whenever she fantasized about a guy putting ranch dressing in her Hidden Valley, he was the one wielding the big, big bottle."

What.

2026 is the year I stop reading things I know I'm going to hate. There are no completionist awards here and it is okay to DNF 🪞🫵

Whatever possessed me to pick this up at the thrift store needs to be excised immediately

"My snatchblaster" "my cave of wonders"

My ancestors sacrificed and toiled so that I could be here today to read these words.

I slightly suspect ai usage tbh. The repetition, the frequent em dashes, the author using a blatantly ai generated picture on Amazon... they need to make labeling slop a legal requirement already because I hate not knowing.

The ew levels are comparable to Icebreaker, so this is shaping up to be one of my worst reads ever.

I need to lock tf in with my physical tbr.. starting tomorrow, maybe. 500+ books in 1 small bedroom is a major tripping hazard. And I'm not about to go out by slipping on shitty monster smut 😩

What does "his cheekbones flared" mean..?

A spooky horror story to really get me into the fall spirit! 🍂