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Okay ladies, I officially need recommendations for different het romance authors or audiobooks. ANOTHER love triangle with a garbage ex halfway through the story?? It’s kind of crazy authors can write the same book over and over again and get paid for it every time.

Okay, that was mean. But seriously. I’m frustrated. Consider this me standing on a street corner holding my hat out for recommendations.

You know good lesfic audiobooks are thin on the ground when my gay ass resorts to reading hetero romances. But if this is the bar, I think I’m going to stick with the lezzies. Why is this woman so spineless all of a sudden? Girl, your ex is literal human garbage, tell him to f*ck off. It pains me when heroines are reduced to two dimensional doormats for the sake of a lame love triangle. 😩

This book is so good it could curb stomp me and I’d die honored.

“What’s wrong with me, huh? Why doesn’t anyone want to keep me?”

Oh my god. Oh my broken heart. I want to wrap this precious human in a cloud and fly with her into a sunset of cotton candy and eternal love.

Oh my GOD, I think I may go insane if I hear “the blonde” or “the brunette” one more time. Jesus lord, Monica, just have mercy and use their damn names. I beg of you.

Okay so there’s slow starts and then there’s sloooow starts… 🫠

Me: I want to read a frontier romance about lezzies doing what they had to do to survive in ye old days.

Also me: Wait, what’s with all this angst, I wasn’t prepared

Ugh I’ve listened to this one before and managed to make it through, but I’m losing steam on this re-read. I want to like it, but it should have been either half as long or twice as interesting. 😩

I am in GAY HEAVEN, this is one of the best books I’ve ever read and it’s out on audio now??? I am unworthy, take my money.

Quenalith, come take me away to literally anywhere.

**SPOILER** Ummm what the h*ll am I listening to right now, how is there no content warning for this?? Authors, female-on-female rape is just as horrific as hetero rape. No excuses.

Okay, I think I’m sold on Lise Gold and Madeleine Taylor as a co-author duo. They rarely swing and miss. I wish I had more time to actually sit down and read this one. It’s very good so far. Really looking forward to the audiobook, if there will be one.