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this is the most adorable little romcom.

this is absolutely adorable!!! Pleaseeeee don't let this be a slow burn!

this book..... SWEET JESUS!!! Jonas is mine. Sorry ladies but you can suck a dick. He's MINE!

I'm totally hating this book. Violet is the worst. It's also really freaking boring!!!! Ugh.

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so far I'm not impressed.. Violet is everything I hate in an FMC

did ya'll see that stupid GR is getting rid of private messages!?!?! I'm distraught!! Now I'm afraid of what other unwanted changes they might make. What if they start cracking down and ban me for my very..... blunt and unfiltered reviews. WHAT IF I CAN'T SAY THE WORD FUCK ANYMORE. I'd lose it.

CR Jane seriously just changes the names in her books. Her criteria for an FMC is to be a victim. That's it. But I'm determined to finish this series. Plus, the audio is good.

He just said, "I have no problem with blood. But snot? No thank you" LOLOLOL

mkay - he's perfect. kidnapped her because she's his perfect angel. She's getting on my nerves because she just said the guy who "never learned to take no for an answer when asking girls out" didn't deserve to die. Naw - I feel no sympathy for guys like that.

she describes her laugh as "braying like a donkey". LOL I respect that.

since I can't find this on KU, I gotta make my notes here. LOL his kink is to fuck virgins, then kill them, then dismember them and spread them around. LMFAO - I'm sure that makes relationships hard.

I was absolutely not googling how common prostate orgasms are at 4am. Totally wasn't me.

I just want to say FUCK YOU to Kindle and Amazon for no longer carrying Alexa Riley's books. Seriously WTF. this is why we shouldn't allow people to impose their religions on us!!!! The religious zealots start these stupid fucking "book bans" on things just because they don't like them. Fuck y'all.

I'm DNF'ing this fucking book. 1 star and the author is going on my banned authors list.

this book has ME blushing. do you know what it takes to make me blush?!?! LOL

UGHHHHHH KILL ME NOW. 😣😣😣😣

Bro..... This book is NOT safe. Not safe at all!!😬😬😬😬 😂😂😂😂

JFC this audiobook is taking FOREVERRRRRR. Let's get this show on the road. It's so boring.

It's wild that she'll believe in vampires but she refuses to believe in magic spells. 🤯🤯

it's funny how everyone keeps asking her if she's ready for the wedding and she keeps thinking they're talking about someone else.

I will not rest until all of you read Human Honey by Serena Blue. .... only if you're willing to give it a 4+ rating. LOL
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the age gap is ridiculous! and I love it!

I'M SORRY!!! I read a bunch of quickies in the last week and I'm just now catching up with reviews.

Noooooo please tell me this isn't a BDSM fic. Ugh.....

I was correct the first time - this book is awful. LOL

I def should have liked this book more the first time considering there's sex at 24% and no condom?? that's like my dream scenario!!!

How the hell is this female narrator's voice deeper than Joe Ardens?!?!

Omg I forgot how truly AWFUL this book was 🤣🤣🤣🤮🤮🤮

guys..... just want you to know that we are all going through shit. the world is a really fucked up place right now - and if you need someone - don't call me because i've got enough shit of my own (jk you can message me).. but for real for real.... you can call or text 988 for the Suicide and Crisis Lifeline. sometimes it helps to have a stranger to just listen.