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He’s a WHAT?? Hahahaha

Asking myself whether I can get through this book when hunting is an actual plot point…………….

Page 17 literally says immortality made her ass fatter. Kill me. Killmekillmekillme.

No like I’m sorry but one day we’re gonna need to acknowledge the way men in romance books turn into freaking sex goblins in the sheets despite it not aligning with their characters at all. Like you mean to tell me the widower who hasn’t had sex in 7 (SEVEN!!) years and has lived in a 2 horse coastal town his whole life was saying THAT?? I don’t THINK so! You just like writing smut!

Literally just let out a startled “oh my god”

I can already tell this is the type of book that’s going to put the dictionary.com app in my suggested for days…….. let’s gooooo!!!

I’ve been reading a lot of plain fiction lately so this is literally hitting like pine-scented crack

Yooooo Helena I don’t know or care who you are but what we’re not gonna do is blush at Kieran! He’s taken! #joiningtruther

SPOILER- I do not think a single one of you is reading this series (and I wouldn’t recommend starting) but spoiler warning just incase.

Now why the fuck is Poppy in modern day New York City???

There’s no time like the present I suppose

“Bring me up for tea, Alice.” is crazy

Nobody say anything. I’m waiting on a few library holds to come in and needed something from KU to hold me over, OK???

Just as mad and confused and heartbroken (and obsessed with call-her-love-and-put-a-ring-on-it Xaden) as I was following my last read.

Rebeccyyyyy.. what are we doing here?

Finally found a bootleg graphic audio version of onyx pt 2 on Spotify and will be continuing this journey. Lmk if anyone wants a link!

Literally unable to resist a book that’s going to screen

Tryyyying to savor this book. Like when you’re making lemonade and realize how little juice actually comes out of a lemon, so you start to do kind of a lot to make sure you’re getting every last drop? Savor it like that. But I can’t. Like I physically cannot stop picking my book up and continuing to read.

Like ok, fine! I’m in love!

Please god let this be a standalone. I would look, but I’m too scared to google and see a spoiler. If anyone knows, hit a girl up.

Have googled an outrageous number of words while reading this book and am weirdly loving it.

You know what? I’m just not sure we should be saying “your daddy” when we’re referring to someone else’s dad. Especially when said someone else is an adult. And your love interest.

“There is nothing like clearing out your dead mother’s house to make you wonder whether you ever knew her at all.”

DEATH to AI!!!!!!

I literally googled “Sera and Nyktos” and instead of showing fanart or the Blood and Ash wiki page, I was provided a summary of their story where the first bullet point was a major plot point from BOOK 4 (FOUR!!!!).

I am 399/723 pages into the LAST BOOK OF THE SERIES and HAD SOMETHING SPOILED!!! Wtf!!

AI = BAD!

Actively searched for a scary book to read and have found myself…… scared.

Related: WHY do ice machines sound like that??

https://youtu.be/LyICKRI1ADM?si=oMeEQ...

Gearing up for the 21st and loving every second of it

Can I just take a minute to say finishing a book on NYE feels so CHIC? The 2024 book count isn’t over til it’s over baybeee!

AND LOOK AT HOW LOVELY YOUR HANDWRITING IS

This cannot be the book Michaila gave 5 stars to

If I have to read about this woman shoving her boobs into a //bodice// one more time I’m going to have to ask one of you to end my life