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This is such a PAIN to read. Lily, just die already. Should I resort to audio?

Lily, you live in a time where women generally do not have freedom unless they're independently wealthy or attached to a wealthy man. You're neither. Get a grip and stop gambling your time and your life. I bet you're not even THAT pretty.

How is this book SO LONG?

Unreliable narrator with no morals. Psycho MC with no morals. Moocher husband with no morals. Just burn down the house, April.

"Who cleans these?!" Same, Lowen, same.

Verity is that cat that got the cream.

Lowen, ffs, stop being a hoe. His invalid wife is just a floor above you.

Please. You'd be blushing in Jeremy's presence even without having read about his hand. Stop thirsting, Lowen! You're here to work.

Stop it with the underwear. You're just in her OFFICE for cryin' out loud.

"We ate Chinese takeout. We fucked. We ordered pizza. We fucked." Girl really discovered the secret to work-life balance.

"He fed me before he fucked me." The girl had standards I suppose.

I haven't met any likeable character except for Jeremy who you just know is going to be SMARMY.

April the Nurse giving attitude...

Didn't Jeremy tell her to use pen name?

Please. What audiobook completes in only six hours? Even Freida's The Housemaid takes nine hours.

But how do eyes SWIM with curiosity?

"Thanks for your hard work, my finest clown." Isagi, you bitch.

Oh shit. I just sympathized with Kaiser. Ew.

I don't know whether to cringe or clap at the GUNZ A-BLAZIN Isagi.

"With Yoichi, my shitty past that I hated, surprisingly gains meaning and acceptance." Wow. Is this true love?

Kaiser: I'm a piece of shit. I've had a way worse uprbringing that you humans.
Isagi: Are you a god, you damn superstar?

Rin. Is. Psycho.

Girl. What even is the title of this chapter?!

Aw. Kurona is so sweet.

"The Apostle of Victory" Yuki, wtf.