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Why the fuck does Ilya sound Scottish

Oh for fucks sake

100% of our problems would be solved if we just killed the head of the invading group the first time we get the opportunity instead of twiddling our thumbs

Now, why are we bringing the Trojans into this

You guys are literally in a taxi have some respect for the driver

Fabian is pissing me off

Ryan Price is just a hockey version of Paris Daillencourt I stand by this

Oooooh boy I’m going to fucking throw hands with Kip

wtf is this narration

Well, I’ll do this while I wait I guess

Wtf do u mean this audiobook is unavailable I want to get this horrific experience over and done with

U guys literally have phones why don’t u just use them

I absolutely cannot believe this series had me genuinely rolling my eyes at the concept of democracy

Ah yes, exactly what I signed up for - naval warfare (genuine)

Damn I’m going to have to deal with Odysseus even in this series aren’t I

Sorry Mackenzie but I do in fact love this book lmao

Thank u Singapore for this opportunity

I’d like to thank the Philippines for this opportunity