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The horrors persist…

Sometimes you just need a short story collection to gnaw away at for months

There’s a “throw it all at the wall”-ness to Pulley’s fantasy that you just gotta respect because wtf is going onnnn

Ohhh Natsh-God Pul-Legend

Ms Pulley I apologize I ever doubted you, you’ve got me reeled in again 🙂‍↕️

Alexa, play The Man by Taylor Swift

Very hunger games mutt tea…

The way Ethan talks about his sister is kinda…

Quest to finish before tomorrow night - will he do it?

I can’t help but be charmed by a protagonist calling the monsters trying to kill him “loser fucks”

My hobby has now progressed to reading MTG companion novels AMA

Sometimes all you need is a plane ride to well up while you rip through a book club book

I know something’s gotta happen at some point so I am sticking through it

This book is gonna traumatize me. You’re literally watching me be traumatized.

Full body chills okay

We smile through the pain 😛

So… are good things possible in this book or…? 🙃

Put Saint on the police force at this point

Now why am I crying and I’m not even 60 pages deep

The rare romance novel for Jay but I’m living for the central plot point being “Annika is a fujoshi”

Reading this book is my villain origin story

Even tho it feels like a lot is happening, I sort of feel like I’m still waiting for something to happen

So the finger sucking of it all…

OH!

Took a break but we’re back and will finish this book this weekend

“That’s how it is with princesses. Shit goes down at the witching hour.”

…….????????

This is the longest 300 page book I’ve ever read my god

Take a shot every time she mentions a fucking princess my gosh

“She was becoming the wrong kind of princess, the sort that fell in love with goblins”

…???

Hard to explain but the writing style has a distinct fan-fic-ness to it…