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Hard to explain but the writing style has a distinct fan-fic-ness to it…

Raise your hand if you were scared

Huh?!?!?!?!?

You’re telling me my book club didn’t want to read lesbian time travelers? Fuck guess I’ll do it myself

25 pages in and she’s masturbating while an ant crawls inside her righttttttttt

It feels so insane to say “it really takes off at the 250-300 page mark” but damn it’s just hit after hit at this point

I’m sick

We’re wasting no time starting this one

Strike 17 for “this book has a weird thing going on with sex being a moral signifier”

There’s something undeniably millennial about this book like I just know the author has a shirt that says something like “underestimate me, that’ll be fun”

What’s going on with how this book talks about sex lmao

At this point every chapter could be my 13th reason because what do you mean

When I shoot Hank with a gun 🤬

So this isn’t going to end well for me let’s just get that out of the way

SEATEDDDDD

Very par for the course for a Pulley main character to never suspect that Hey… MAYBE the guy you met at the crazy underground ivy maze with blue eyes could POSSIBLY be the madness God child you knew who also had blue eyes hmmm

Three Seagrass gold medalist in the Mother Olympics

Finally someone is fucking !!

Will NP do it again???

It’s been a while since I encountered truly stare-at-the-ceiling-in-silence great writing like this woah

This book kinda tea…

Where is the KISS?!

Will I finished this hilarious collection of pages we’re calling a “book” by 7:30 tonight?

“Secrets TBD” is sooo 😩😩😩😩😩

“If I were writing this as a novel, Elva’s decision to not call the police would be flagged as suspicious behavior” 😐😐😐

Turned down a job at Royal Albert Hall to do window displays at a department store which is “dream job territory” rightttttt

Sooooooo how are we not at the climax yet what else can possibly happen here

I forget that when Hendrix wants to get gross, he can really get gross