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Well okay now! Now we’re getting somewhere!

Every page lowkey being:

My cock… but Trish… but my cock… but Trish… *sadly jerks off*

The horrors persist…

Sometimes you just need a short story collection to gnaw away at for months

There’s a “throw it all at the wall”-ness to Pulley’s fantasy that you just gotta respect because wtf is going onnnn

Ohhh Natsh-God Pul-Legend

Ms Pulley I apologize I ever doubted you, you’ve got me reeled in again 🙂‍↕️

Alexa, play The Man by Taylor Swift

Very hunger games mutt tea…

The way Ethan talks about his sister is kinda…

Quest to finish before tomorrow night - will he do it?

I can’t help but be charmed by a protagonist calling the monsters trying to kill him “loser fucks”

My hobby has now progressed to reading MTG companion novels AMA

Sometimes all you need is a plane ride to well up while you rip through a book club book

I know something’s gotta happen at some point so I am sticking through it

This book is gonna traumatize me. You’re literally watching me be traumatized.

Full body chills okay

We smile through the pain 😛

So… are good things possible in this book or…? 🙃

Put Saint on the police force at this point

Now why am I crying and I’m not even 60 pages deep

The rare romance novel for Jay but I’m living for the central plot point being “Annika is a fujoshi”

Reading this book is my villain origin story

Even tho it feels like a lot is happening, I sort of feel like I’m still waiting for something to happen

So the finger sucking of it all…

OH!

Took a break but we’re back and will finish this book this weekend

“That’s how it is with princesses. Shit goes down at the witching hour.”

…….????????