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I know something’s gotta happen at some point so I am sticking through it

This book is gonna traumatize me. You’re literally watching me be traumatized.

Full body chills okay

We smile through the pain 😛

So… are good things possible in this book or…? 🙃

Put Saint on the police force at this point

Now why am I crying and I’m not even 60 pages deep

The rare romance novel for Jay but I’m living for the central plot point being “Annika is a fujoshi”

Reading this book is my villain origin story

Even tho it feels like a lot is happening, I sort of feel like I’m still waiting for something to happen

So the finger sucking of it all…

OH!

Took a break but we’re back and will finish this book this weekend

“That’s how it is with princesses. Shit goes down at the witching hour.”

…….????????

This is the longest 300 page book I’ve ever read my god

Take a shot every time she mentions a fucking princess my gosh

“She was becoming the wrong kind of princess, the sort that fell in love with goblins”

…???

Hard to explain but the writing style has a distinct fan-fic-ness to it…

Raise your hand if you were scared

Huh?!?!?!?!?

You’re telling me my book club didn’t want to read lesbian time travelers? Fuck guess I’ll do it myself

25 pages in and she’s masturbating while an ant crawls inside her righttttttttt

It feels so insane to say “it really takes off at the 250-300 page mark” but damn it’s just hit after hit at this point

I’m sick

We’re wasting no time starting this one

Strike 17 for “this book has a weird thing going on with sex being a moral signifier”

There’s something undeniably millennial about this book like I just know the author has a shirt that says something like “underestimate me, that’ll be fun”

What’s going on with how this book talks about sex lmao

At this point every chapter could be my 13th reason because what do you mean

When I shoot Hank with a gun 🤬