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im dying there’s a whole chapter intro for the entire cast of the reality show she’s watching

WTFFFFF HAHSHDDHHDDHDHSHSHSVAHAH

im powering thru, don’t look at me

mf got us simping over someone’s grandfather HELLO!????

oh wtf

“This won’t be a boy-saves-girl-and-teaches-her-how-to-live-life type of situation,” I say. “I’m not a damsel in distress.”

He raises three fingers in the air in Scout’s honor. “Never.”

“Because feminism.”
“Because feminism.” He nods.

STOPHH NEJRHWHDBABSBBABA

aiden dethroned

maggie?👀👂🏻

mary poppins type shyt

oh thank god

“It was amazing, really, the amount of restraint I was able to employ now that I wasn’t spending most of my mental energy on keeping my love for her hidden in the footnotes.”

jonah fisher takes the fucking cake y’all im sick

“I might have relegated my adoration of Sadie to my mental marginalia in an attempt to pretend it away, but that didn’t mean it hadn’t always been completely obvious to anyone who looked for it.”

this THIS is how you write academic rivals

the footnotes are sending me😭

mabel my spirit animal

oml EMILY😭

just like the parabatai bond all over again

“There is so much effort put into existing. What the fuck even is the point?”

“After all, who could tell whether that torn limb was from someone killed by a bomb or someone ripped apart by a demon? Did it make a difference? Mundanes had their own demonic ways.”

ragnor fell’s trauma in the flesh HAHAHAHA

Christopher Herondale, you are down bad, mate. BAD

WELL FUCK

ironic when that very law was what tore their family apart

the mortal cup can go fuck itself

MATTHEW FAIRCHILD YOU SICK SICK DIVA

jessamine lovelace, my darling, sweet girl i love you forever

JULIAN BLACKTHORN I WAS NOT FAMILIAR WITH YOUR GAME

“Once more a Herondale is the bringer of my deliverance. I should have anticipated.”

i felt my soul being sawed in half. cassandra, you cruel, cruel woman

oh my god i cannot do this today my god