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elana really said double it and give it to the next person

MY PARENTS ARE FINALLY MEETING

this fucking pervert

he clocked him good

woah—okay! i did NOT expect to meet him this early. Hello, Sir! hoho

oh wyrd, help them all

bro, dorian’s too busy panicking to care for any of y’all😭

hell the greenthumb was the icing on the cake

im dying there’s a whole chapter intro for the entire cast of the reality show she’s watching

WTFFFFF HAHSHDDHHDDHDHSHSHSVAHAH

im powering thru, don’t look at me

mf got us simping over someone’s grandfather HELLO!????

oh wtf

“This won’t be a boy-saves-girl-and-teaches-her-how-to-live-life type of situation,” I say. “I’m not a damsel in distress.”

He raises three fingers in the air in Scout’s honor. “Never.”

“Because feminism.”
“Because feminism.” He nods.

STOPHH NEJRHWHDBABSBBABA

aiden dethroned

maggie?👀👂🏻

mary poppins type shyt

oh thank god

“It was amazing, really, the amount of restraint I was able to employ now that I wasn’t spending most of my mental energy on keeping my love for her hidden in the footnotes.”

jonah fisher takes the fucking cake y’all im sick

“I might have relegated my adoration of Sadie to my mental marginalia in an attempt to pretend it away, but that didn’t mean it hadn’t always been completely obvious to anyone who looked for it.”

this THIS is how you write academic rivals

the footnotes are sending me😭

mabel my spirit animal

oml EMILY😭

just like the parabatai bond all over again

“There is so much effort put into existing. What the fuck even is the point?”

“After all, who could tell whether that torn limb was from someone killed by a bomb or someone ripped apart by a demon? Did it make a difference? Mundanes had their own demonic ways.”

ragnor fell’s trauma in the flesh HAHAHAHA