Meg Smith > Recent Status Updates

Now why are we saying the 16 year old “seduced” her OLDER brother??

“If human evolution is driven by men, are women even human?”

“Affairs of the heart cannot be forced” unless you’re a 40 year old man marrying an 18 year old girl

waitttttt the parallels

why is rebecca always exploding the professor

The way he folded immediately under no pressure

Gonna absorb this fact and save it for later

The way this is almost just coraline

When her publisher explicitly told her not to write any more Chinese stuff 😭😭 she’s addicted

I’m so glad ts isn’t happening to me

No way she couldn’t handle some kung pao chicken and sesame noodles 😭😭

Just now realizing that her book is basically The Help

I can promise you she does not look good in the grey leggings, brown boots, and tight burgundy turtleneck

Just found out Jenna from the today show is the daughter of George w bush???? Like the presidentvvv

Ready to work, streamlined, and focused

Only 43 pages in and I don’t see how she could get more evil

Should I keep reading this book even though it’s moldy?

THIRTY FIVE with a college-aged kid 😭😭😭 poor girl

my copy of Big Swiss is currently drying out from a dip in the ocean, so this will have to do for now

And now we’re talking about Batman.

Why spend a paragraph introducing the “multiverse” concept, then immediately switch to a different metaphor (traveling) that’s immediately clearer and easier to understand.

You can just tell there was no editor involved in this process

Not him citing “google” 😭😭😭

All I’m getting is “doctors bad, my book good”

Written by the most insufferable dude ever

How many times can a person say “if you’re anything like me” in a single paragraph

Now WHAT has legend been doing with this FIFTEEN YEAR OLD this whole time 😭😭😭😭

is it gay to hold a cigarette between your ring and middle fingers?

“Come again?”

No she did not :(

unexpected wlw?!?!!