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Just gasped out loud

They stole this from Miraculous ladybug

Every time they call her “donatella” I just think of the ninja turtle

Yuck

Thought I was clever for thinking this part was just like Alice in Wonderland. Then I read her name :(

You can’t just say “perchance”

Been seeing a guy talking about this book on instagram reels and got fomo (I’ve read it 3 times already)

Lin Manuel Miranda could make it outta here 🙏🙏🙏🙏

The “Dis” stands for Disneyland

Linda Skabelund would never do this to me

This book is getting sooooooo good

I just realized I’m Peter

When your trip to Italy was secretly to commit animal cruelty

Oh so there IS sex in this book

Uhm actually I think Pocahontas said that

Just spent 10 minutes researching modus ponens (and why you can’t prove them?) having proved modus ponens several times

Ohhhh he’s a misogynist

Maybe Chloe Amira was right

Okay… but the probability of living at ANY one time is close to zero. So living now isn’t (meaningfully) more/less likely than living at any other time (when humans lived).

Kind of like how rolling 5 3s (a Yahtzee) in Yahtzee is just as likely as rolling a 1,2,4,6,1 (in that order).

Like I don’t necessarily disagree but I think it’s a bad argument for reincarnation

Hyperbolic geometry mentioned

This book feels EXACTLY like reading Percy Jackson & the Olympians as a kid

also she literally was GROOMED??? why is everyone mad at her she’s 10 😭

never thought i’d read a book about tom cruise grooming a girl to kill her mom

The secret beauty cult must be Scientology

Hi ! It’s me 😁 tom cruise 😜

I just want to finish this book so I can read something else :/

MORMONS??????

Maybe I’m not taking my skincare seriously enough

I wish I was reading the secret history right now

this same thing happened to me but with my American id in Canada