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stop why is there a whole curriculum teaching the concubines the optimal way to shag the prince??!? whyre all the maneuvers named like profound martial arts moves??? whys a bamboo the teaching apparatus?! i fear none of this will be answered but gold was struck

it’s been a minute but i once again wish the ceo of american airlines a million micro inconveniences for emotionally terrorizing me. wdym my flight got diverted cause they ran out of fuel while circling the airport????

anyways this book is gas. reading it on the bus back from milwaukee (note i should’ve been connecting through chicago). would recommend

apparently i started this like 4 years ago and just forgot??

saw an insane excerpt on letterboxd. this is must read material

please be better than yellow face 🙏 please be better than yellow face 🙏 please be better than yellow face 🙏

haven’t even started reading and i’ve already demolished the cover :(