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Hate reading at this point. Brendan is fucking disgusting, like one of the worst H's I've read.

This chick is so fucking dumb. Please tell me she gets smarter

It's kind of annoying me in a petty way that they keep saying they are in Australia like it's a city. Ma'am, Australia is a country with many many cities and multiple states and a lot of beaches.

Like an Ali Hazelwood book but with magic you say?? sign me the fuck up!

I don't want this book to end ever. Levi Ward is my book husband, forever and ever

Where has this book been hiding??? Obsessed

I love that this feels like a really adult version of Monsters Inc. I'm hoping the monsters all discover that they can feed by giving adult females orgasms instead of scaring them

I have put this book off for so long because quite frankly I hate Nesta and hooooo-boy do I still hate her. Please tell me she gets better!!

Just imagining young Justin Trudeau the whole time. I wish Australia's PM was hot instead of looking like a swamp donkey.

I think I may have finally found a KA novel I don't hate. Hooray! (don't stone me! I have tried many, many times)

"The sex" "maiden tag" ...give me strength to continue. This woman is so dumb. She just asked if he wanted her to measure his dick to fit a condom.

I'm listening to this on audible and LOVING the duet narration but dear God I want to throttle Freya. Yep, I've known a few 30 year old virgins in my time but they weren't this sheltered and the body hate...uuugh. Please let her get better 🙏

"I part those lips like he parted My hoodie to show him my fairy hole" sweet baby Jesus what the Fuck. Where was the editor for this 700 page book? Where?

There better be some grovel coming. I don't get this dude, he's an asshole and keeps rubbing salt in the wound but he won't leave her alone?? Also...Saffron really knows how to write pathetic h's ...please baby Jesus let Callie grow a spine 🙏

"I never get my dick near a pussy without 2 fucking condoms on" ....excuse me while I die from laughing 😂😂😂 how many condoms has he lost up girls vaginas?? Did he miss the sex ed class where that was like the 2nd big no no after washing and reusing condoms. Jesus take the wheel! This man is stupid.

"eXpresso" machine.... 😂 please let this be the only mistake cause...EXPRESSO 😂😭😂

why oh why oh whyyyy did I commit to this trilogy? why? Lesson learned. No more trilogies that are dribbled out months apart for less than 200 pages and lots of $$$$

🔥🔥🔥🔥 just my underwear catching fire. Nothing to see here, carry on.

"As I've said: self preservation, I have none"

Ugh, the h has to be one of the biggest TSTL characters. Please have her grown some more brain cells soon 🙏 this book started off so promising but I can't stand this type of h.

Daaaammmmn this book is gonna be spicy and I'm here for it

I can't believe I preordered this and I'm only just now reading it! Anyone else do that? Get really excited about a book and then put off reading it cause they're scared it won't live up to the hype. Why am I so strange?

They have literally known each other for 2 days but keep talking like they have known each other for years and it's... weird and very instalove but imma soldier on cause sex is on the horizon and I'm a A grade perv. If the sex is boring though I'm out.

These two have smoked a pack of cigarettes already and my lungs hurt..I'm also thinking about how nice and yellow her teeth must be and how her breath must smell like a dog's asshole. Very sexy, very badass lol. I'm lowering my expectations.

I am half way through this book and it has come to my attention just now that this book was plagiarised?? holy shit thats fucked so I'm gonna just stop right now I think and go read the original. To be honest, this book is kind of terrifying, Callan is actually beyond an asshole and dare I say a bully and abuser and for reasons that make absolutely no sense either, my stomach hurts from some of the stuff he's said.

I'm an impatient person IRL but slow burn romances are my jam and boy oh boy is this giving me all the slow burn feels 😍

I'm re-reading this again because honestly this book brings me so much joy. There is legit not one thing I would change in this book. It makes me laugh, swoon, pant and err...things that maybe are TMI 😂 honestly, do yourself a solid and read this book.

I'm an atheist but if there was a hell I'd be going straight there 😂 wouldn't even be mad about it though. Also never thought a scene that has "just the tip" could be so hot 🔥 damn

This is about to leave KU so if like me it's been on your TBR list for aaaages now is the time to read it.

Also I'm scared haha I'm not into the h being "2nd choice" so to speak 😬

She's out at a bar wearing cargo pants and soccer boots...ummm...ok?? Like you do you but that's...ridiculous.

Also I'm googling witchy eyes...and witchy heart.

I stayed up so so late reading this so I think that should give you an idea how fucking amazing this book is but just in case....hoooollly fucking hell this book is owning me