“Vampires and cats have so much in common,” I said. “You both like to play with your prey. But do you piss on the carpet, too?”
A barely there glint of delight in his eyes. He replied smoothly, “Only occasionally. But I only lick others, never myself.”
Oh the banter is starting, grabbing my popcorn.
I can't imagine a couple without it in any book, so boring
— Aug 05, 2026 12:47AM
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