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Tuesday beamed. “You’re smart as hell. Can you write my book? I’m useless. Speaking of useless… where’s Ali? Somewhere realigning his chakras?”

“I was just about to bring him up.” Ricki lowered her voice. “I need advice.”

“Kill him.”

"What?”

“What?”

“Tuesday.”

“Look, I stay ready to tussle. Holler if we need to key cars.”

GIRL

Man, Gale is a shit

"Is this new?"
"Me being queer?"
"You coming out."
"I haven't come out. Dani found out incidentally."
"How?"
"I kissed her."
"Oh, that'd do it."

Boy, I can put a lot aside in the name of a cute romance, but you can't convince me that anyone would immediately be up to make out mere MINUTES after waking up hungover after drinking almost 2 bottles of champagne at brunch.