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12 pages spent on Allyson arriving at the Halloween dance

THIRD strawberry milk mention btw

would love to sit here and tell y'all how stupid this is but its existence implies that.

instead I will question the process of writing a movie novelization because im sitting here wondering if Passarella is missing something. idk. two strawberry milk mentions so far.

I am learning the spanish word "12"

already obsessed with this absurd (and heavy) book

just... exactly what it is and I like that? I think? we shall see

picked this up the other day and said "well time to read about how women breasted boobily down the stairs!" and by the end of the page I read the word Jahoobies

must a book be good? no, but it really helps!

"The Maestro did NOT like his audience glurping for someone else."

10 stars

omfg

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pages 40-53 had me understanding why y'all are freaks about this series like I was giggling and kicking my feet !!

Audiobook is thrilling honestly... like Abs and i were eating this UP in the car!! Have many thoughts on the rest of the Housewives' reactions to it now knowing the content of this memoir ... religion bad ?

as soon as I found out the guy that Ilya watched Fast Five (the fifth installment in the Fast and Furious franchise) with on a plane in that scene in Heated Rivalry was the lead in this book I was all in

pg 107, a conversation about FAST FIVE (the fifth installment in the Fast and Furious franchise) takes place... do with this information what you will

timeless!! <--and that should scare you!

this is cute and Rachel Reid is fucked up

Im into it

starting my descent into the boy aquarium, anyone need anything?

three more of these and I will only have to log one a year as they are published.. bless and also PRAY for our youth ☠️

sucking the life out of pop culture references pg. 204 features THAT line from THAT 2009 VMAs moment and imma let u finish but...

This has been devastating and so so so funny.

taking it slow and steady, a lot to unpack here...

" 'That proves you are unusual,' returned the Scarecrow. 'and I am convinced that the only people worthy of consideration in this world are the unusual ones. For the common folks are like the leaves of a tree, and live and die unnoticed.' "

"When we repeat the same words and phrases that appear in the daily media, we accept the absence of a larger framework."

Dorothy and co.: "I need the all powerful wizard to grant me a wish!"

The Wizard: "I am from Omaha, Nebraska."