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This author loves the word inimical

Need a book that is entirely about Mogget. Waking from an enchanted sleep just to steal a fish and going right back to sleep? Icon behavior

A 5 year time jump between books is wild

This is all I can think every time I see Sabre’s name: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTSWnBNxP/

Computah, make these guys gay

I’m having fun but I don’t know what’s happening

Reading is slow going because I keep pausing to google things like when France invaded Egypt and where the Euphrates is on a map. When we’re y’all gonna tell me it’s in Iraq?

Mrs. Barry: You can’t play with Diana

Anne: Even God cannot redeem you

Biblically accurate teenagers (stupid)

It’s giving Voldemort

“Inimical” count: 3

Marilla not believing in spanking or withholding food as punishment? We Stan

Wait this this actually scary. I remember seeing this book at the library all the time as a kid but never checked it out because I thought it was for teenagers lol. And I’m glad I didn’t, younger me would have been so disturbed. But this is actually really good so far

Anne is even more whimsical than I remember

25% of all animal species being some type of beetle is insane

“Hello, Professor,” he said in a low voice. Amelia swallowed dryly. She’d been greeted thus by hundreds of people over the years, but never before had it ignited such a reaction within her. Indeed, she’d not have been surprised had she fallen pregnant from the words.” Hey I hate that so much

I can only handle India Holton books in small doses. None of them have lived up to The Ornithologist’s Field Guide to Love.

“when we flinch, judge, manipulate, or disconnect from that which feels intolerable, we miss the opportunity to metabolize that discomfort and transform it.”

Foreword by Margaret Atwood is an insane pull

It’s wild that the final battle happens almost entirely off screen (off page?)

Still think about gay Narnia…pining, even

The swamp in me sees the swamp in you

So swamps are portals to queer Narnia and our bodies are ancient communal swamps….so that means…..something

Do yall mind me cursing on main or is this not the place for that. There are like 9 of you so your input counts