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Are they all on hallucinogens or is that just how people in the 50s banter?

Was not expecting the phrase “the ethereal bisexual who wore mostly black”

“We begin to say goodbye as soon as we say hello. Death is a corollary of birth, and to welcome life is to guarantee loss.”

Feeling nostalgic for the days when we had a president who could string a coherent sentence together

This writing is just (insert that picture of Pacha from Emperor’s New Groove talking about the hills singing)

Every time I read contemporary fiction I feel like that clip of Brittany Broski talking about Kafka going “where are the dragons bro I don’t give a single fuck”

“What are gods and spirits for, if not to hang your despair upon them?”

This is by no means a bad book but girl it does not need to be over 700 pages

Dara would absolutely be the type to post a vague Instagram story about suffering and being broken with the caption “please don’t ask 😔” I HATE HIM

If I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Dara and had a gun with two bullets, I would shoot Dara twice

If Dara has no haters I am dead.

I’m going to say something controversial yet brave…I am considering a DNF.

Girl I thought we were done with the word pugilistic

“Oh, it is often a very handy thing to have your memories surveying your experiences, counseling you when things are awry. But that voice is not always to be listened to, for the past is not always an accurate predictor of the future! You must not fully trust this voice within you, as beguiling as it may sound."

I swear to god if I hear the word pugilistic one more time

First book I’ve reread in a loooong time

KHAYZUR??

Listening to the audiobook as we transport 2 dogs and 3 cats across Texas