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*me with a big aluminum baseball bat*: hey Jeff, I just want to talk

The way my jaw dropped

Ummmm why is Uncle Andrew giving predator vibes

As a therapist I can’t stand Patricia. She has given Bree NO therapy and has committed SO MANY ethical violations.

“This is no longer helping you. This is only harming you now. Are you ready to put this down?” Stealing that

Girl not the Christianity

Wait wait wait….are we going to get a Tamlin/Rhysand thing with Nick and Sel? I realized Nick is blonde so there’s no way he can be the one she ends up with, it’s never the blondes. Enemies to lovers? Also why are they teenagers and not actual college aged characters?

“Nick looks like he’s eaten an icicle.”

Girl what does that mean. What am I meant to picture.

Of course Calvin wants to give up IMMEDIATELY

The voice the audiobook narrator is using for Mrs. which is making me so fucking angry

I hate Calvin

*don’t read further if you’re not interested in reading about sexual acts
you’ve been warned*




Describing rimming as “an act of mercy, to be clean again, to be good again” is PSYCHOTIC. The rapid back and forth from gay sex to the agonizing death of a mentally ill grandma hey what the FUCK are we doing??? I’m not woke enough for this 🫪

Authors be lovin the word whorls anytime there’s wood furniture

Y’all I’m stressed, why is Cathy being framed as the main character in the East of Eden trailers????

God I miss Bo-Berry Biscuits

Listen my guy- I know your mom is illiterate and everything, but I still don’t think writing her a letter that provides graphic detail about sex you had as a teenager is the move.

Despite a full chapter of explanation I do not understand Scions and Awakenings

I’ve put off reading this because YA is not my thing…and the YA of it all is really YAing. Please don’t ask me to explain

This is wasting NO time cutting to the chase

“Our mother tongue, then, is not mother at all, but an orphan.”

I think reading about women’s anger is….making me angry

I can’t tell if I’m bored because I watched the first season of the show and know what happens or if I really am bored by this

I absorbing these one after the other so quickly is burning me out from it….like girl I’m over it

Emma M. Lion out there writing multiple pages about the most average ass meanwhile I opened my journal and realized I haven’t written in it since July. Yeah the new Noah Kahan album is what triggered me to so do, what of it?

“As children, what messages did we receive about sustainability and longevity? Did we get the word that “It’s a long road—take good care of yourself, prioritize your health and your well-being”? Or did the repeated messages lead us to internalize the oppressive lesson that “No matter what you do or how you do it, it won’t be enough”?”

Religious trauma hey how are you

“Why is tenderness so much more disabling than injury?”