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Was not expecting the phrase “the ethereal bisexual who wore mostly black”

— Sep 28, 2026 06:05PM

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Feeling nostalgic for the days when we had a president who could string a coherent sentence together

— Sep 27, 2026 07:40PM

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message 1: by Lar (new)

Gonna need some more context here

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message 2: by Mariah (new) - added it

I think he was just talking about dating in college 😂

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