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Chapter 26/27

IM NOT CRYING IM NOT CRYING IM NOT CRYING

“We made this,” Elara corrects softly.
“Yes.” I lower my head against her sweaty temple, leaving a kiss there before I whisper, “We should make more.”
She chuckles. “Never again.”

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Lmao calm down romeo. She just gave birth a minute ago 🤣💀

“Oh, wonderful.” The words come out in a snarl punctuated by a gasp that bows her spine off the pillows. “The man responsible for this finally shows up!”
I flinch at her shout. “I came as fast as I⁠—”
“You came fast the night you put this child inside me, too, and look where that got us!”

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Lmao Elara girlll 💀🤣

“Crown me yours, Elara. Because I am, and I will never again not be.”

My fingers rise to the circlet. The metal hums as I lift it free, almost as if it knows. It leaves a phantom weight behind, a ghost of pressure, as I step forward, rise onto my toes, and settle the crown onto his dark curls.

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What’s going on now? 😭😩

His mouth finds the hollow of my throat, where he whispers, “I love you.”

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Fucking finally, Vale!

“I have longed for you…” he whispers gently, “longer than I had a name for longing. My own wife. My own companion.” The words settle between us like stones sinking into still water, letting that gold-tinged warmth in my chest rise. “I have likely loved you longer than I realized.”

“There is a place every soul goes to eventually, the low ground where gold means nothing and blood means everything. He owns that place; he rules it. And he waits for us there, in the valley of death.”

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VALE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK! And i thought Kael was the bad guy???

“Where is the steward?!”
“Miss…t-the palace…” Her voice quivers. “There is no steward. We haven’t had one in years.”

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Alright what the fuck is going on here???

“That blowie sucked ass, but the kiss was good.”

Wait… good?
Just good?

That kiss was imprinted into my fucking DNA now. It was a permanent love bite on my genetic makeup.

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Oh my my tom

“Yo, Tomcat!”
“My name is Tom.”
“Tell me about it; I moaned it this morning when I whacked off.”

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Enzo baby can never be serious 😭🤣

My hero and savior stepped from the shadows, staring down at me with those caustic, eerily blue eyes that always made my stomach twist with something sinister.

“Hello, Enzo.”

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AHHH HELLO SSA TOM ROTHWELL 🫦

“So, uh . . . where did Jordan go? I didn’t see her down there.”
“How am I supposed to know?” Pike fires back, losing patience. “Would you get out of here?”
“Okay, fine,” he says. But then he adds, “Just tell her not to forget to pick up all her clothes off the floor when she gets out of the shower with you, okay?”

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Dutch their number 1 shipper 🤣🤣🤣

“Happily.” I back away, teasing him. “I have a vibrator up there with bigger balls than you.”

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Jordan you just did notttt 😝🤣

And the next thing I know, his hand is in my hair, and my head is being twisted to the side as his lips crash down on mine.

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Fuck it’s happening!

Cole.

I swallow twice, barely able to wet my throat. Elena Barros is in the pool with him.

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YEAY TIME TO BAG THE DAD!