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ej :) is on page 310 of 429 of The Princess Bride

WUV!!!! TWUE WUV!!

— May 16, 2026 04:31PM Add a comment

ej :) is on page 294 of 429 of The Princess Bride

brain so broken, i'm only now realizing that it's all fiction based in real historical events. painting on my clown makeup now.

— May 16, 2026 04:21PM Add a comment

ej :) is on page 4 of 461 of Ninth House (Alex Stern, #1)

...well that's a way to start the book

— Mar 13, 2026 12:29PM Add a comment

ej :) is on page 342 of 395 of Collide (Off the Ice, #1)

aiden don't you do it.

— Mar 12, 2026 06:23PM Add a comment

ej :) is on page 292 of 395 of Collide (Off the Ice, #1)

I KNEW DONNY WAS UP TO SOME SHADY SHIT

— Mar 12, 2026 05:54PM Add a comment

ej :) is on page 284 of 395 of Collide (Off the Ice, #1)

...wait. if they're dating...and we still have this many pages left...what in the world is coming up (it better not be a third act breakup)

— Mar 12, 2026 05:39PM Add a comment

ej :) is on page 270 of 395 of Collide (Off the Ice, #1)

folklore is such a good cry album too, ugh

— Mar 12, 2026 05:30PM Add a comment

ej :) is on page 268 of 395 of Collide (Off the Ice, #1)

oh but you're still in denial. right.

— Mar 12, 2026 05:27PM Add a comment

ej :) is on page 260 of 395 of Collide (Off the Ice, #1)

OHHHHH SHE MATTERS MORE THAN HOCKEY I COULD CRY Y'ALL HAVE TO GET YOUR ACTS STRAIGHT

— Mar 12, 2026 05:22PM Add a comment

ej :) is on page 258 of 395 of Collide (Off the Ice, #1)

STAY TOGETHER THIS TIME FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STAY TOGETHER

— Mar 12, 2026 05:20PM Add a comment

ej :) is on page 250 of 395 of Collide (Off the Ice, #1)

i am wondering the same things aiden. why.

— Mar 12, 2026 05:11PM Add a comment

ej :) is on page 246 of 395 of Collide (Off the Ice, #1)

GOD I HATE DONNY

— Mar 12, 2026 05:01PM Add a comment

ej :) is on page 220 of 395 of Collide (Off the Ice, #1)

why does it feel like donny is trying to sabotage summer's chances?

— Mar 12, 2026 04:47PM Add a comment

ej :) is on page 187 of 395 of Collide (Off the Ice, #1)

our definitions of "keep things on the down low" need to be reevaluated because i didn't think sex in a public parking lot was very down low.

— Mar 12, 2026 02:32PM Add a comment

ej :) is on page 143 of 395 of Collide (Off the Ice, #1)

...i only slightly take it back.

— Mar 12, 2026 01:46PM Add a comment

ej :) is on page 139 of 395 of Collide (Off the Ice, #1)

men. ugh.

— Mar 12, 2026 01:44PM Add a comment

ej :) is on page 131 of 395 of Collide (Off the Ice, #1)

bratz over barbies seems crazy

— Mar 12, 2026 01:30PM Add a comment

ej :) is on page 117 of 395 of Collide (Off the Ice, #1)

so apparently everybody just dances to tennesee whiskey in the headlights, i have never had an original experience

— Mar 12, 2026 01:23PM Add a comment

ej :) is on page 114 of 395 of Collide (Off the Ice, #1)

i think i'm too competitive for this because if a man was on top of me teaching me how to play pool i would actually barf

— Mar 12, 2026 01:06PM Add a comment

ej :) is on page 107 of 395 of Collide (Off the Ice, #1)

we are proving multiple points at the moment i can not ignore how obvious this is. the characters don't know this, but i do.

— Mar 12, 2026 05:33AM Add a comment

ej :) is on page 95 of 395 of Collide (Off the Ice, #1)

SHE'S MISSING A CONCERT?! THOSE COST MONEY GIRL.

— Mar 03, 2026 11:17AM Add a comment

ej :) is on page 86 of 395 of Collide (Off the Ice, #1)

why do i feel like donny is sabotaging summer in some way??

— Mar 03, 2026 11:12AM Add a comment

ej :) is on page 76 of 395 of Collide (Off the Ice, #1)

i appreciate a man that does things with a woman because RUNNING AT NIGHT ALONE IS DANGEROUS. i know summer is independent, but gurl. that's scary.

— Mar 03, 2026 11:06AM Add a comment

ej :) is on page 71 of 395 of Collide (Off the Ice, #1)

WE HATE HOCKEY BECAUSE OF YOUR DAD AND YOUR EX?!?! wow

— Mar 03, 2026 11:02AM Add a comment

ej :) is on page 64 of 395 of Collide (Off the Ice, #1)

oh i love when women know they're baddies

— Mar 03, 2026 10:57AM Add a comment

ej :) is on page 47 of 395 of Collide (Off the Ice, #1)

are his parents dead? oh lord.

— Feb 18, 2026 11:45AM Add a comment

ej :) is on page 20 of 395 of Collide (Off the Ice, #1)

ok ok so if her dad is being brought up then that means her dad used to play hockey and was a deadbeat or any of the other standard dad roles so that's why she hates hockey

— Feb 17, 2026 04:09PM Add a comment

ej :) is on page 18 of 395 of Collide (Off the Ice, #1)

clifford, the big angry hockey player

— Feb 17, 2026 04:07PM Add a comment

ej :) is on page 11 of 395 of Collide (Off the Ice, #1)

NEVER IN MY TWENTY FIVE YEARS OF COACHING!!!

— Feb 16, 2026 02:56PM Add a comment

ej :) is on page 7 of 395 of Collide (Off the Ice, #1)

WE CAN'T START ANYTHING NORMALLY

— Feb 16, 2026 02:47PM Add a comment

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