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Why am I still reading this? Someone convince me that I don't have to finish even if there's only 42 minutes left

It's a will-they wont-they - will I DNF this book or wont I?

This book is bonkers, but astoundingly delightful. Joe walks into Topsy Turvy Land, insults a police officer and his world at large, is shocked when there are consequences! He's now cursed to walk on his hands forever (or until tomorrow when the Land of Spells arrives). Not to worry, we'll explain all of this to mum and she'll understand! WHAT?

I'm really enjoying the writing style - it's just like a regular Dahl fiction book.

A bit exposition heavy in the beginning.

It was getting a bit boring in the middle - but boy has it picked up now!

I KNEW IT

Girl, if you don't start writing this novel I'm going to write it for you!!

Begging on my hands and knees for women to GET ABORTIONS

I'm impressed with how John Green humanises each of the TB patients he describes - they are not just names, they are people.

You've heard of a book putting you into a reading slump? Get ready for a book putting you into a depression spiral.