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i’m so cooked at reading straight books, they mention two men associated with each other and my mind immediately goes “oh secret gay affair duh”

i’m only listening to like 2% of what she says
“when i moved to new york i went on 50 first dates with 50 different guys who all wore glasses”
girl WHAT

is this just a brand deal to promote Hinge?

i’m over halfway through the book and i had to see online that the narrator doesn’t have a name. i quite literally never realized, i need to take an english class.

why are we so randomly obsessed with whoopi goldberg what

UNEXPECTED KIWI ACCENT AHHH

i’m unfortunately so bored so far

i’m already in love

actually surprisingly obsessed