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Woah, I’m hooked!!!

Wow K is such a little bitch for that 😤

God damn. The army is the real terrorist group.

Very cutesy for a thriller 🤭

It was great until this Bridgerton shit started. Get the 1820s England Ton outta here!

I’m picking this up again and damn, I forgot how boring it is. Plus Kimmerer is so unfunny re-telling jokes from her old students. Why does she repeat the same sentiment over and over again simply with different stories?

It’s funny because the bitch is clearly vegan and everyone, including herself, is taking it way too seriously.

This shit is devastatingly sad.

This would be the worst book club book ever.

It’s wild how they blur the f word by writing “f——ing”, but have no qualms about writing the full n- word in the same sentence. The 1930s were a bitch.

Not a shark but she turned into something with gills.

If this bitch turns into a shark I’m going to scream.

I reckon I reckon and he reckoned that I reckon I reckon.

It was fun until it copped the plot of The Unhoneymooners -_-

Page 4 and these run-on sentences are already making me want to kill myself.

Wow not the scalpel to the eye 😖

These statistics are so deeply upsetting.

I have a feeling 16 ain’t all that bad. The two old geezers are just blowing smoke up Piranesi’s ass.

The Other is sus and a fat liar.

Meh