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everything is about sex, except sex which is about hockey

so what im learning is don't put your kids in major junior hockey

"never again" they said, again

we knew they were pigs but more examples of how and why !! wow

finding out 3 of the different threads going on were occurring at the SAME major junior hockey time at basically the SAME TIME had my jaw unbelievably dropped oh my GOD

revolução! morra o tirano!

im back in the building

yeah bc crime and punishment was so chill I thought I needed something more serious. for real though, incredibly good already and I think very important to report on (especially given carter hart's return to the nhl).

laughed out loud at the police examiner suggesting should raskolnikov kill himself he at least leave a good suicide note to help the police out

only one part left !!!!! kind of don't want it to be over

NEVER MIND IT GOT CRAZIER

it's so good it's so perfect I'm in love

most dramatic funeral dinner lmao

im getting so bored like bro 😭😭 I know it says spicy but please do anything else

has there been a woman in this book yet ? now don't be silly

ok i do have to respect "ilya kissed his dumb mouth and swallowed his stupid little sighs and felt his annoying fingers in his hair". his lame haterism is quite enjoyable

it's arguably not good but it is easy to read? which is nice when I'm partway through like 3 books from the 19th century.

guys literally 14 pages to sex that has to be a record

also I think this is sid/ovi fanfic which is fascinating. im trying not to think about it

shocked & disappointed to report that known racist dostoevsky is not very sex work positive :/

"and your worst sin is that you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for nothing" does go kinda hard tho

helped me to understand an NL joke AND was a useful reference when complaining about a friend's boyfriend. you WISH your favourite book could do this

i may have gotten waylaid by hockey boys but i am back at it

idk about you but im starting to get the feeling that murder is bad

excited to have discovered this new up-and-coming russian author dostoevsky, he's pretty good!!!

pathologic got me itching for russian literature