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This reads like a Wattpad story but in a good way, trust

Hello dramione but if Draco had long hair

Omfg that’s hot heyyyyyyy

Holy shit? Tea?

I need the king in me nowwwww🍆🍆🍆

“Not a capital fellow” well no shit

Like why is she so dramatic? And she was so agreeable until this point too

Wait that’s sad

Waitttt ok now all three guys are speaking to me… honestly i propose an open relationship

Common knowledge that if you’re trying to be a spy, you need to lock everything back up again andddd put things back in their og spot

This bitch would be the worst spy

Waitttt I was skeptical but I fw Erik and Keil (not so much Garrett). Ugh ok ig a triangle is ok (if we get rid of Garrett).

Nah cause if I saw my dead friend’s tooth lying on the floor, I’d throw up idk

And why would a GIRL be there

I’m interrupting something…

No wait, Achilles come back!

Cause I’ll be damned if some blonde man steals MY belongings from my mother…

Mixed feelings because why is Achilles blonde…

This one’s for you, Hayden

Kind of embarrassing, but I’m reverting back to my top royal romance book from freshman year of HS

I loveeee this part when they do the photoshoot omggggg he wanted her bad

Need a reread badddd, I missed Ivan

This is now the sixth or seventh chapter in a row that these freakos have boinked. Ik it’s used.

Irish slang confuses me greatly

149 pages in, and only 10% finished fml

No I don’t like how she’s always like “fuck me loud because I want your family to hear”

Why is this book 1477 pages on Apple Books bro

*cue that mean girls scene where she breaks the crown
*cue gasping

Getting freaky on the floor when the bed is right there

“Maybe he’d like to hear me scream” “I would. And perhaps one day I will” CARDAN, you dirty dog