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“He’ll turn you into a rodent” foreshadowing Percy Pig in book 2?!?!

Percy asking if they can be friends is so sweetness (just wait a couple books…)

Me when I ship a head to Olympus, and Hermes is Lin-Manuel Miranda

If nectar’s taste imitates your favorite flavor, mine would taste like the summer berry refresher

Capture the flag would have been easier if Percy had a gun, idk

Imagine if Percy was just schizophrenic this whole time

Picking this back up because Jenna bullied me

The show was better

Brokeback mountain mentioned

Snaps for Gaga

I will nottttt stand for this Gaga hate

Fml

Lit up like a Christmas tree😢

Forgot I was rereading this oops

Augustus Waters is so hot

Forgot I was rereading this oops

Oh brother

No way she just SAd him and we all just brushed over it

Yeah that boy he a bum

“What’s it like, being in love?” Oh Shannon you had two whole books, pipe down

Five year situationship and they haven’t even fucked yet?

Yayyy Johnny finally mentioned! Also why is Joey blonde?

Not a single smile during this wholeeee book. I’d take Johnny over Joey any day.

At 14, he’s doing lines of coke. At 14, I was reading newtmas fanfic

I miss my good friends already and I’m only 82 pages in

That was worse the second time

“I’m not turning down this contract just for her” then continues to turn it down because he doesn’t want to be two hours away from someone he’s been dating for two months? Something he’s worked his whole life for?

Mind you, she’s 5 ft… that’s not as short as you think it is, especially for someone that’s Irish

The way he would genuinely choose her vag over rugby is so stupid to me, you’ll never see me putting a man before my biggest dreams

I think this relationship willll turn abusive in like ten years