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Oh, good. We've gone from 3984380 instances of huffing a laugh to barking a laugh now. What a refreshing change.

Seriously, where is my red pen?

It's finally happening!

OMG FUCK PEN LET HIM LOVE YOU!!!

DON'T BE A DUMMY; TALK TO THIS SWEET, SEXY MAN!!!

Is there a Lukas Blomqvist Guide to Loving Your Lady available for purchase because DEAR GOD.

I am a puddle in the grocery store parking lot right now.

Oh, good . . . we're getting info that should have been in the first book that would have made it make a lot more sense.

He put WHAT? In her WHERE? And proceeded to do WHAT?

I'm no physician, hell, I didn't even finish college, but I don't think that's possible!

"I didn’t want Felix to molly-coddle me. I wanted him to do X-rated, dirty things to me – not view me as a careless child that he had to look after. "

Maybe . . . I dunno, QUIT ACTING LIKE A CARELESS CHILD, THEN?!?!?! I've already had enough of this grown-ass woman behaving like a hapless ninny incapable of taking care of herself.

This is torture!* I have work! I have a to-do list! And all I want to do is read because I need answers! What is going on here?

*But it hurts so good.

Oh, come ON.

Hi. I'm info, and I'm here to dump on you.

This does not bode well.

ILMARI KINNUNEN, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

God, I love them all so much.

It's been five minutes, and I'm already wildly in love with Jake and ready to profess my undying devotion to him. *heart eyes*

He bought you tacos right after meeting you because you said you were hungry? WIFE HIM.

Ummm . . . Achilles' heel is the name of the condition (and not even the correct term for it), not the body part. Therefore you cannot SEVER an Achilles heel.

You can CUT an Achille's TENDON, sure. But given it's the largest and strongest tendon in the body, you can't really sever it.

Who edited this? Y I K E S.

Our FMC is a writer who inherited what the author is working VERY hard to make sure we know is a creepy Gothic mansion.

Is this some sort of self-insert Wednesday Addams fic?

Oh god. Not the "blue eyes like a husky's." The cliche and tired phrasing is already getting to me.

I am notoriously biased against overhyped books, so I'm not expecting much. Willing to be proven wrong, though. All the edgy girls are reading it, so maybe I wanna be just like them.

No, I didn't read trigger warnings and IDGAF.

Here we go!

"Over this cliff, and over again."

Tom Renley, you swoony bastard. 😭😭

WHAT? NOOOO! FUCKING JAMES! *passes out* *expires*

I am L I V I N G for Burke's possessiveness over James!

"But no serious publishing house, nor even a self-respecting self-publisher, sends a title into the marketplace without a meticulous copy-edit: grammatical errors and other obvious flubs instantly put readers off and damage a writer's credibility."

"You want me just a little rough? Or you want me fucking wild?" Oh, LAWD. Mama's got the vapors!

Oh! The duke is a little kinky! Heeeyyyyy!

SWOON!

“Tom, I love her to distraction. If you hadn’t noticed, we have six children. Five of them in a row came out boys. We could have stopped with an heir. We could have stopped with the spare. But here we are, six children later, and the sun still rises and sets on that woman’s smile. Gods alive, man, I’m mad for it.”

Are you trying to make me fall in love with you, Tom Renley?

To any lady, the most dangerous animal in England was not the wolf or the boar. It was the entitled English gentleman with an excess of charm and nothing to lose.

Of all the things I thought I might read about while enjoying my Raisin Bran Crunch this morning, a regency strap-on was NOT on the list! Good morning to me!