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Nah, them bad ass kids😭 I’m snitching on all of them as soon as I bring your asses back to your teacher, ESPECIALLY you’re dumbass Melina🙃

Jeff is so ew

We’re mid grift rn and my eyes are burninggg😭 I must stop but at the cost of my nerves🫣

Chat, im locked in crazyyyy rn😭 id also like it to be known I’ve been team Jin from the jump🙂‍↕️🫶

Mans looked her dead in her face, called her a coward, and walked away😂😭

I don’t know why I’m still surprised that all the winners in the Goodreads awards are white😭 like how do you have all of theses fantastic bipoc authors in horror alone (including books that aren’t even actually coded as horror!) and a white man wins???? I need people to read more diversely dude😂

I fear Eva is going to be mighty disappointed

The writing is very stiff and repetitive🥸

Thoughts so far: it’s giving a little pretentious and bougie but not annoyingly so. Yet.

Haven’t even opened up the first chapter yet but just peeped that this book has a 2.9 rating🥲

I caught up on Sakamoto Days, now I have to wait every week for a new chapter🥲

She ate him up with that😭👏

Their chemistry has me giggling and kicking my feet rn🤭

When tell you nothing is happening, I literally have no idea what we’ve even been doing for the last 200 pages bc it all seems like fluff🥸

This man just said “marry me fr” so they can share health insurance coverage, but is literally rich???

The fact that there are informant cats in Kraken’s pov is actually hilarious😭

Shout out to the random used bookstore I went to in Florida bc this book is actually a silly goofy fun time😭 I’m patiently waiting for another chapter from Kraken’s pov (he’s the kitchen cat)

AHHHHHHHHGG🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭

The gaslighting poor old Esther was experiencing would’ve actually driven me insane🥸

LMFAOO ZORA PLS😭😂

I literally know this isn’t the end but I still want to crash out after this scene🥲🥲🥲

I’m about to start screaming🙃 It’s almost like we should’ve told CALIX ABOUT ALL THIS SOONER WHEN HE WAS IDK TELLING US HE WAS INVESTIGATING????

In a shocking turn of events, my bias in this book isn’t for the huge flirt, but instead the strong, silent grump🤭 With that said, WHEN CAN WE SEE CALIX AGAIN?!!

Theo and Freddie are so cuteeeee🤭

Van Helsing is so iconic!!!!!

I’m convinced all Julians are sassy asf😂

A PEANUT ALLERGY??

This is a VERY horny book😭

Is she fw Cliff in the Ghostface costume? Bc I sure as hell would be🙂‍↕️🤭

You know, maybe I do fw the single dad trope🤔