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Sev does NOT get paid enough

Cornell Lab of Ornithology name drop!!

This book is so good and the audiobook narrator is SO bad 😭

R. F. Kuang you okay babe??

“He found himself constructing a tottering Jenga tower of reactive and proactive behavioral guidelines that he was aware could not possible endure much contact with reality.”

“So many linen shirts,” she marveled, “I can’t believe I thought I was straight”.

Well I feel personally attacked

Oh okay cool cool jumping straight into the horror part of this horror book

Ah yes, the bane of every democratic woman’s presidential campaign: the fucking email servers

all the security guards at the V&A watching the security cameras and fist pumping

“The door isn't even finished closing when a notification pops up on his phone.
CALENDAR REQUEST FROM MOM: 2 P.M. WEST WING FIRST FLOOR, INTERNATIONAL ETHICS & SEXUAL IDENTITY DEBRIEF.”

when the gcal girls get their representation 🥰

“Go on! Give it a suck, boy!”

“I’d forgotten your skull was so virginal - perhaps the only goddamned part of you that is anymore, boy.”

When ur boss peer pressures you into doing some mild stimmies with her and then lets you know she knows you a hoe

I love these two so much

“how many yards of guts it takes to prance into such highly guarded institutions with little more than confidence to aid you?”

“Just keep an eye out for the fellow with testicles large enough to cause back deformities, and we shall have our culprit!”

“If you can make sense of this, Kol, it would make me think you have a worm in your brain.”

I love this author/series bc who else is writing a murder mystery fantasy series that takes every opportunity to poke fun at this administration and how broken our government is 😍

“He wishes to extort more money, more resources, more agreements from the Empire. Which means every day is a fucking temper tantrum with him! Goddamn autocrats. They really are hardly better than shit-stained children."

Yeah yeah just a fun murder mystery fantasy book…no reflections of our current political sphere here

Finally someone who recognized the secret third option, not ass, not thighs, but a man’s sternocleidomastoid muscle, thank you Alex

ah I forgot about Bitch McConnell 🥰🥰

“Power absent ethics rests on an unshakable ability and desire to punish active resistance-to beat and arrest and try to ruin the lives of people who block freeways and set up encampments and confront lawmakers. But such power has no idea what to do against negative resistance, against someone who refuses to buy or attend or align, who simply says: I will not be a part of this. Against the one who walks away.”

“What the mainstream democrats seems incapable of accepting is that, for an even remotely functioning conscience, there exists a point beyond which relative harm can no longer offset absolute evil.”

We are COOKING